0xHISS @ FC
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0xHISS @ FC
@snake-and-bake.com
· May 22
i'm not ace i'm just preoccupied
protogen? you mean e-waste?
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
protogen? you mean e-waste?
clearly only one of these three is happy with their choice of dependent
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
clearly only one of these three is happy with their choice of dependent
can’t believe its been eleven fucking years since i last went to this convention
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
can’t believe its been eleven fucking years since i last went to this convention
can't find any of my old badges so i straight up printed and laminated the .png files lol
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
can't find any of my old badges so i straight up printed and laminated the .png files lol
who amongst ye is going to further confusion next week???
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
who amongst ye is going to further confusion next week???
it is with extreme displeasure that i announce this product is good
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
it is with extreme displeasure that i announce this product is good
my superpower is that i can hold two, sometimes even three, contradictory ideas in my head at the same time
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
my superpower is that i can hold two, sometimes even three, contradictory ideas in my head at the same time
i'm in lush buying soap, an employee walks up to me and goes "do you have strong hands?"
me: "uhhhh"
employee: "none of us can open this" *hands me a stanley cup mug*
1. apparently i have strong hands
2. i got a free bath bomb :3
me: "uhhhh"
employee: "none of us can open this" *hands me a stanley cup mug*
1. apparently i have strong hands
2. i got a free bath bomb :3
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i'm in lush buying soap, an employee walks up to me and goes "do you have strong hands?"
me: "uhhhh"
employee: "none of us can open this" *hands me a stanley cup mug*
1. apparently i have strong hands
2. i got a free bath bomb :3
me: "uhhhh"
employee: "none of us can open this" *hands me a stanley cup mug*
1. apparently i have strong hands
2. i got a free bath bomb :3
the word you're looking for is "nondeterministic", bob
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the word you're looking for is "nondeterministic", bob
spiritually, i am here
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
spiritually, i am here
legally married!!!! now to plan the wedding that people will attend
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
legally married!!!! now to plan the wedding that people will attend
if anyone tries to tell you that AI is the future just ask them if they would rather have a statistically average handjob or a trained professional handjob because that is the difference between a large language model and a writer
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
if anyone tries to tell you that AI is the future just ask them if they would rather have a statistically average handjob or a trained professional handjob because that is the difference between a large language model and a writer
trying to wrap my head around the fact that the work slack is about the size of salem, oregon and failing miserably
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
trying to wrap my head around the fact that the work slack is about the size of salem, oregon and failing miserably
i was tired of barely making ends meet and wanted to a) marry my boyfriend and b) buy him a house, so i picked the intersection of:
a. most fun
b. least mind-numbing
c. highest pay
a. most fun
b. least mind-numbing
c. highest pay
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i was tired of barely making ends meet and wanted to a) marry my boyfriend and b) buy him a house, so i picked the intersection of:
a. most fun
b. least mind-numbing
c. highest pay
a. most fun
b. least mind-numbing
c. highest pay
what’s wrong, honey? you’ve barely touched your H-E-B Birthday Cake Cheese Ball
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
what’s wrong, honey? you’ve barely touched your H-E-B Birthday Cake Cheese Ball
AOL Chat Rooms (shoutout RhyDin)
poorly explain how YOU became a furry
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
AOL Chat Rooms (shoutout RhyDin)
FC 2026 hotel room got!!!!! been ages since i've been, excited
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
FC 2026 hotel room got!!!!! been ages since i've been, excited
hit me up if you want on the yiffsky waitlist
once i get the PDS working, i'm gonna get yiffsky going full blast
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
hit me up if you want on the yiffsky waitlist
once i get the PDS working, i'm gonna get yiffsky going full blast
October 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
once i get the PDS working, i'm gonna get yiffsky going full blast
the penalty for being wrong is never greater than the penalty for refusing to answer when you don't know what's right.
September 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the penalty for being wrong is never greater than the penalty for refusing to answer when you don't know what's right.
the distillation of research paper -> blog post is a lossy operation. the distillation of blog post -> microblogging platform post is a lossy operation. double lossy compression is generally Not A Good Thing
September 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the distillation of research paper -> blog post is a lossy operation. the distillation of blog post -> microblogging platform post is a lossy operation. double lossy compression is generally Not A Good Thing
full english breakfast flavored Huel
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
full english breakfast flavored Huel
stolen from @ferrethandjobs.com who probably stole it from someone else
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
stolen from @ferrethandjobs.com who probably stole it from someone else