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Snailchick 🏴‍☠️🐌🇨🇦🐸
@snailchick.bsky.social
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She/her. Vancouver, Canada. Trying to deal with *gestures at everything* with fury and fandom.

Lover of OFMD, Discworld, LOTR, science (except the math parts), libraries, and various escapist joys. Passionate hater of punching down.
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Kitty looks both disgusted and confused.
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Thomas the Tank Engine scowling with the caption "Thomas had never seem such bullshit before"
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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THIS
Cartoon character pointing up with a giant upwards arrow over their head.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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THIS
Sandman from Rise of the Guardians points upward with an arrow for emphasis.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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That's it, I'm out.
Mr. Clean is watching a meteor about to strike, with the words SOON IT WILL ALL BE CLEAN.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Love it!

I think the birds one is my favourite.
Magnet saying "what the f*ck are birds so excited about at 5am?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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You keep telling yourself that, dude.
Two dolls looking alarmed, one side eyeing the other.
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A hand using a spray bottle with the word No.
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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"Somehow"
Pictures of a cat saying "could you excuse me?" and then screaming into the air.
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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"Be humble and gentle"
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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RIGHT??
Alligator toy which is making an open-mouthed grimace with rolled eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I teared up last night when I heard, and then again today at the cartoon in the Guardian.

I'm in Vancouver, Canada.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Excellent.

It reminds me of this classic
Screenshot of a post saying "the flat earth society has members all around the globe."
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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So white people are superior and dictating culture, but somehow also not running things, huh?
Ginger cat makes WTF face.
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Screen grab showing a satirical complaint that someone else's post didn't line up with their experience when they are "the main character of the universe."
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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THIS
Sandman from Rise of the Guardians forms an upward arrow over his head and points to it emphatically.
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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DISRESPECT??
A skeleton riding a unicorn, holding a glass of red wine. Caption reads *THE AUDACITY*
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Blech.
Seven of Nine looks revolted while a phone is held up in from of her.
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Sure, it's just BIOLOGY in capital letters.
Beaker the Muppet is wearing a lab coat and looking down sadly, with a subtitle reading (sad meep).
October 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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THIS
Sandman from Rise of the Guardians pointing at an upward arrow over his head.
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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He's my parents' cat, but he's staying with me for several weeks while they move. I thinkni interrupted some private business here.
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM