Coen Graamans
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Coen Graamans
@sn0r.bsky.social
OSINT Developer, Part-time 🇪🇺 Political Analyst, Humanist, Centrist, European, Dutch.

- Creator of @eurobot.bsky.social,
- Owner of reddit.com/r/EuropeanUnion
- Terminally online.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Honestly, making ChatGPT treat me like Grok still doesn't approach the unhingedness of Grok itself.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Grok is a joke.
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Yes. This is real.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Japan's new 1000km cruise missile looks like Space Battleship Yamato and you can't convince me that's a coincidence.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
It's the people you least expect
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This #NAFO song has no right slapping so hard.
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
3/x
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
2/x
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A compilation of what I've had to deal with tonight 1/x

I think I'm going to be violently ill
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is the coolest graph since the choco-racism graph
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What Elon is referencing here is a novel called 'The Player of Games' by Ian M. Banks

In the book it references a post-scarcity society in which people who commit crimes are assigned 'SLAP drones' which stop criminals from doing anything stupid by following them around.

Worth a read.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This has to be satire.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Diarrhea forever won by 1 seat because the people who like puppies couldn't keep their buttcheeks together.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
God.. if this is true the Democrats in the US will have lost all respect and any chance of winning in the upcoming midterms.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
China is making fun of the US shutdown.. and honestly, this is going in my playlist.
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Geert Wilders accused the municipalities of vote manipulation and fraud. Turns out the call was coming from inside the house.
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This video of the Russian finance minister would make @prune602.bsky.social laugh, I'm sure of it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
GO TO TOKTOK, SEE FOR YOURSELF
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Wilders' PVV is ahead by about 2000 votes now. However, we're still waiting for final results from Amsterdam, Hilversum, the Caribbean BES islands and overseas voters and a smattering of smaller municipalities.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
On one hand, there's a few councils in rural areas which traditionally have always voted PVV.

On the other hand, there's liberal bastions Amsterdam and Hilversum who've counted only about 80% of the votes so far.

Gonna be close either way.
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
#Dutch #Election

At the moment the difference between the progressive D66 and the anti-immigrant PVV is 1195 votes with 98.9% of the votes counted.
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
#Dutch #Election

It's now roughly 11 hours since the polls closed and the difference between D66 and Geert Wilders' PVV has shrunk to less than 3000 votes.

Even if Geert 'wins', it doesn't mean he automatically becomes PM. He may not even get the chance to form a govt.
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Most of them stayed home.
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
4 hours since counting started and the race is still close.with 61% of the vote counted.
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM