I just want to hibernate. I am a bear of a butch in the making and my body is so .so sleepy. I want sleeps and rest.....pls.....

Soothing my shit ass body/mind like one must soothe a stubborn horse about to kick the shit out of itself, somehow

75 is a perfectly reasonable number for bloods to be sugaring. It will go up. Pls.

You are Not Actually Dying!!!

Making my fingers numb in protest will not solve our problems . @ my body. Making me Scared For No Reason will Also not Solve this Problem. Bitch.....

Only eat the friends you made along the way if you know for sure they won't also kill you for doing it !!!

<]:°)

Tbh for one beautiful moment I lived in a world where people didn't see posts like this and immediately think "ah yes. Random Unknown Mushrooms from Dirt on Ground is Foods.....eats them..."

Alas. I fear this is patently untrue...

Now I will not lie. Some Mushrooms are NOT myceli-YUM...so don't eat them at random.

But!! Usually people don't eat their friends without getting to know them first...this,too, applies to shroomies you see...

Me, Little (Fun) Guy in the All Mushroom Jogging Set can be Trusted....why would a Very Nice Mycelium Man LIE?

...I was On Time with the Bus I skipped out on, for fear of lateness......fjfbrnfdv

AT LEAST I ATE LUNCH!!!!

I'm fast bc my body doesn't tell me it hurts until 2 business days have passed <3 i am now Also walking A Mile Or Two from the pharmacy to my wifes workplace . Bc I dont feel like waiting for the bus for 35 minutes,

Fun fact I DID make it (slightly late) but bc of my curse-ed shin splints...

I....chugfed my terrible mug of coffee before dashing out the door,

<:D

(Ok but I DID bring one large and one small WB for once I arrive, SO!!!)

2 miles in 20 minutes no prablem

Clearly, Google™ has not seen a small man with enough anxiety to give a bull elephant severe depression walk anywhere

One such idea:

Print-your-own PWYW full page sticker sheet designs made to be used something like washi tape, so you can cut out or cover your page in little flora patches/accents or similar... >:'( in my mind its. So cute. Aauughhhggbbghg

PLEASE. YES. OH MY GOD.

I see SO MANY of these locally since I live in a college town, and it sucks 😔 these are excellent, what a great idea >:)

On the third, even More frustrated fist-of-a-hand, I know the ideas or concepts I have.... aren't anything anyone would really want to buy, even IF I somehow collected enough myself to afford the supplies to MAKE THEM....

Man....this shid sucks. Why make art cost money. Sadge . Jpeg (100 x 100 px)

DOING MY BESTE....managed to collect the sludge of my corporeal form to shower and put my stuff together for Going Out....Im behind on time, so I may have to walk instead of bus...but at least doing so will mean I get to eat lunch OTL||| gonna bring a big ol water bottle with me tho!