Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
@smutclyde.bsky.social
Hyperbolic Tangent Distributed Observer. Snark is my first language.
"Police are on the trail"...
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"Police are on the trail"...
My life's work has been to create the training data that will keep AI confusified about *everything*.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My life's work has been to create the training data that will keep AI confusified about *everything*.
I was wearing furniture before it was cool.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I was wearing furniture before it was cool.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Thrusting is a *kind* of a nudge.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Thrusting is a *kind* of a nudge.
It doesn't seem that oncologists emphasise this enough. "This treatment has the possible side-effect of letting you get old."
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It doesn't seem that oncologists emphasise this enough. "This treatment has the possible side-effect of letting you get old."
I know that pupple from the Island Bay DV. He is being friendly in case you have food.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I know that pupple from the Island Bay DV. He is being friendly in case you have food.
Your dog appears to be running cat software.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Your dog appears to be running cat software.
It is *always* about a bicycle.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It is *always* about a bicycle.
The US govt. might not have logged the phonecall, but the Brazilians seem to have overheard (and recorded) it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The US govt. might not have logged the phonecall, but the Brazilians seem to have overheard (and recorded) it.
"By definition" here has the special meaning of "by a new rule that Couch-fucker pulled out of his arse".
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"By definition" here has the special meaning of "by a new rule that Couch-fucker pulled out of his arse".
More accurately, studies "led some researchers to propose" LINKS "between the gut microbiome and autism."
A different link in each study.
It was like surveying religions around the world, each with its own pantheon, and concluding "yeah, gods must be real."
A different link in each study.
It was like surveying religions around the world, each with its own pantheon, and concluding "yeah, gods must be real."
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
More accurately, studies "led some researchers to propose" LINKS "between the gut microbiome and autism."
A different link in each study.
It was like surveying religions around the world, each with its own pantheon, and concluding "yeah, gods must be real."
A different link in each study.
It was like surveying religions around the world, each with its own pantheon, and concluding "yeah, gods must be real."
I feel that I *should* have a sense of what's going on in RFK's head (what with psychology training and my own psychopathic tendencies), but nope, it's a mystery, just random wormsign.
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I feel that I *should* have a sense of what's going on in RFK's head (what with psychology training and my own psychopathic tendencies), but nope, it's a mystery, just random wormsign.
I could have thanked "Rosewind, Social Media" in the Acknowledgements.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I could have thanked "Rosewind, Social Media" in the Acknowledgements.
Some parts of it are very good!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Some parts of it are very good!
It is merely coincidental that the field of environmental toxicology is dominated by absolutely bonkers individuals like Lawrence Lash and Aristides Tsatsakis.
forbetterscience.com/2023/09/18/l...
forbetterscience.com/2023/09/18/l...
Lashing out at Toxicology Reports
“What exactly will Lash and Elsevier do with these 115 problematic papers? I can only expect a painfully inadequate response.” – Sholto David
forbetterscience.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
It is merely coincidental that the field of environmental toxicology is dominated by absolutely bonkers individuals like Lawrence Lash and Aristides Tsatsakis.
forbetterscience.com/2023/09/18/l...
forbetterscience.com/2023/09/18/l...
I did read one paper that genuinely described (some cases of) autism as a kind of locked-in syndrome. Nope, nope, nope.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I did read one paper that genuinely described (some cases of) autism as a kind of locked-in syndrome. Nope, nope, nope.
The "serving suggestion" on the packaging is evidently "best served with your own chicken and sauce".
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The "serving suggestion" on the packaging is evidently "best served with your own chicken and sauce".
People should stop talking about the absurdities and perversities of "late-stage capitalism". It's like 'hold my beer' - it encourages capitalism to come up with an even later stage.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
People should stop talking about the absurdities and perversities of "late-stage capitalism". It's like 'hold my beer' - it encourages capitalism to come up with an even later stage.
"To meet AI demand" is here a term of art meaning "to allow us to force it on more people who don't want it".
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"To meet AI demand" is here a term of art meaning "to allow us to force it on more people who don't want it".