Agent Fartburger (stinky)
@smurfburger.bsky.social
Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
Haha.
All victims of fetal alcohol poisoning who cannot spell the word “democrat”
All victims of fetal alcohol poisoning who cannot spell the word “democrat”
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Haha.
All victims of fetal alcohol poisoning who cannot spell the word “democrat”
All victims of fetal alcohol poisoning who cannot spell the word “democrat”
It’s Zoey time.
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s Zoey time.
I’m blocking people who post screen caps of this floor shitter. I don’t want to see his brain feces on my TL.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m blocking people who post screen caps of this floor shitter. I don’t want to see his brain feces on my TL.
Good morning to our armed forces!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Good morning to our armed forces!!
Great to see at least a small dent being made in the housing scarcity issue.
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Great to see at least a small dent being made in the housing scarcity issue.
Leader of the free world!
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Leader of the free world!
Cannot wrap my brain around these numbers.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cannot wrap my brain around these numbers.
Maine continues to be beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Maine continues to be beautiful.
Is that not double jeopardy because there was no verdict rendered?
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Is that not double jeopardy because there was no verdict rendered?
Folks, the fascists are not bright enough to topple democracy.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Folks, the fascists are not bright enough to topple democracy.
I don’t watch universes. I watch movies.
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don’t watch universes. I watch movies.
Weird to block due to this incorrect opinion?
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Weird to block due to this incorrect opinion?
Not only did I completely forget that episode I forgot that a person named Kevin McCarthy exists. Seems like 30 years ago.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not only did I completely forget that episode I forgot that a person named Kevin McCarthy exists. Seems like 30 years ago.
When will you fire your scumbag editor?
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When will you fire your scumbag editor?
Guiducci is just as much of a piece of shit as Ryan and Olivia. It’s almost like legacy publications are packed to the gills with some of the shittiest people in the country.
Our fascist regime is not just about Nazi GOP voters. It represents a broader national moral and intellectual rot.
Our fascist regime is not just about Nazi GOP voters. It represents a broader national moral and intellectual rot.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Guiducci is just as much of a piece of shit as Ryan and Olivia. It’s almost like legacy publications are packed to the gills with some of the shittiest people in the country.
Our fascist regime is not just about Nazi GOP voters. It represents a broader national moral and intellectual rot.
Our fascist regime is not just about Nazi GOP voters. It represents a broader national moral and intellectual rot.
When you laugh so hard that you can’t breathe.
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When you laugh so hard that you can’t breathe.
So are “respectable” magazines just … doing this now?
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So are “respectable” magazines just … doing this now?
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
I’ve ramped up the running somewhat significantly in the last 6 months but my VO2 max is somehow slightly worse.
😡😡😡
😡😡😡
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’ve ramped up the running somewhat significantly in the last 6 months but my VO2 max is somehow slightly worse.
😡😡😡
😡😡😡
Me, a craven, brain-wormed, Centrist rat_fckr:
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me, a craven, brain-wormed, Centrist rat_fckr:
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
Hope she’s right but remember the great vibes when they appointed Mueller? Or when he was on trial for 4 cases?
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hope she’s right but remember the great vibes when they appointed Mueller? Or when he was on trial for 4 cases?
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
He’s not going to resign. He’s not going to be impeached or arrested. The base is not going to turn on him. Ballot box or general strike or stroke/coronary are our only hope.
This actually happened. Was not staged.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This actually happened. Was not staged.
I’m not bad, for a reprobate
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m not bad, for a reprobate
What do you call these? Pencil trolls?
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What do you call these? Pencil trolls?
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.
The hardest maybe I’ve ever laughed in my life was on acid at a Grateful Dead concert in southern CA. Was in the back of then-girlfriend’s car and saw one of these on the floor and laughed as hard as you can laugh for like 20 minutes.