Smudge
@smudgestoke.bsky.social
Can't believe I've thought it was the Lone Ranger for this long🤦♂️
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can't believe I've thought it was the Lone Ranger for this long🤦♂️
I normally get 'not available in your location'🤞
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I normally get 'not available in your location'🤞
That's taken me back to the young Dutch couple who pitched up next to our tent in Lyme Regis a couple of years ago🤨
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That's taken me back to the young Dutch couple who pitched up next to our tent in Lyme Regis a couple of years ago🤨
You Won't See Me saying that until the 60th Anniversary of White Light/White Heat🙂
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You Won't See Me saying that until the 60th Anniversary of White Light/White Heat🙂
Hope their isn't a third world war as it was banned here in the second one.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hope their isn't a third world war as it was banned here in the second one.
Blimey it was first available in the UK in 1930😲
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Blimey it was first available in the UK in 1930😲
You're not far from a cannabis social club there. Get a couple of cookies for dessert. Actually have one between you and see how you go🙂
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You're not far from a cannabis social club there. Get a couple of cookies for dessert. Actually have one between you and see how you go🙂
No idea nowadays but In the 70s it was what sort of fags you smoked.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No idea nowadays but In the 70s it was what sort of fags you smoked.
Just seen its not open until Tuesday. Feast of the Immaculate Conception🙄
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Just seen its not open until Tuesday. Feast of the Immaculate Conception🙄
Well I can't get bao buns delivered at this time of night for a start🙄
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well I can't get bao buns delivered at this time of night for a start🙄
I'd put a brush handle up me arse and do the floor at the same time.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'd put a brush handle up me arse and do the floor at the same time.
Hope I don't pull me groin again going up the loft for the tree🙄
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hope I don't pull me groin again going up the loft for the tree🙄
And then there's the bloke in the UPS van who never shuts the side doors🥶
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And then there's the bloke in the UPS van who never shuts the side doors🥶
Our postwomen miraculously wears shorts every day of the year🤷♂️
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Our postwomen miraculously wears shorts every day of the year🤷♂️
Me and the Mr's booked an 18-30 holiday on Teletext in 92 as it was the cheapest option. In the hotel in Playa de Las Americas there was only us and an older couple from Rotherham who weren't smoking crack😬
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me and the Mr's booked an 18-30 holiday on Teletext in 92 as it was the cheapest option. In the hotel in Playa de Las Americas there was only us and an older couple from Rotherham who weren't smoking crack😬
My mates voted for us all to go Benidorm instead of San Antonio in 1987🤷♂️
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My mates voted for us all to go Benidorm instead of San Antonio in 1987🤷♂️
Did you say you're going to church tomorrow?
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Did you say you're going to church tomorrow?
I've still got an Uncle who talks like that thee knowst.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I've still got an Uncle who talks like that thee knowst.
The Highfield Maternity Hospital in Wallasey it says on me birth certificate. Went back there once when we played Tranmere on a Friday night.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Highfield Maternity Hospital in Wallasey it says on me birth certificate. Went back there once when we played Tranmere on a Friday night.
Yeah the taxi driver incident was weird. I've never noticed different dialects within the Potteries but there must be.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yeah the taxi driver incident was weird. I've never noticed different dialects within the Potteries but there must be.