Sarah Osment
@smosment.bsky.social
the glass eye that stares at me in amazement from the bronze mantle, and will never be appeased
normalize spending 30 minutes to remind yourself that you know how to poach eggs
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
normalize spending 30 minutes to remind yourself that you know how to poach eggs
right! it cannot, I promise
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
right! it cannot, I promise
normalize driving to several stores, each for specific chiles
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
normalize driving to several stores, each for specific chiles
but I love that in their version paranoia / anxiety are propulsive
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
but I love that in their version paranoia / anxiety are propulsive
favorite cover for that reason
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
favorite cover for that reason
bsky.app/profile/smos... dude!!
D’Angelo was right: the opening of “Heard It Through the Grapevine” is terrifying
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
bsky.app/profile/smos... dude!!
epstein’s also nodding there just out of frame
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
epstein’s also nodding there just out of frame
it gets much worse :)
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
it gets much worse :)
no no Brian you have to finish
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
no no Brian you have to finish