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🔞 HAZBIN S2 SPOILERS benevolent calliope cultist 🔞
@smolmiphy.bsky.social
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Mostly #StrayGods, #CriticalRole, and hyperfixated on #HazbinHotel
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smolmiphy.bsky.social
the scaling of these cardboard cutouts are so funny like, yeah, I always imagined jester as a short queen, she could be shorter than even laura. but YASHA??? DID THEY CAST REDUCE ON YOU?
alt id: a promo photo of laura bailey posing next to a cardboard cutout of her character in the mighty nein, jester lavorre. end id alt id: a photo of ashley johnson next to a cutout of her character, yasha. end id
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
my first thought was fire lord ozai and the evil vibes do line up but the beard's off
alt id: trent ikithon from the legend of the mighty nein. end id alt id: fire lord ozai. end id
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
dragon vaggi! my babyyyy #hazbinhotel #wingsoffire #vaggie
alt id: a digital drawing of Vaggi from hazbin hotel, redesigned as an IceWing from wings of fire in a mock book cover. She is a mid-sized white dragon with scars on her shoulders where her wings should be, as well as a gray belly and lighter gray stripes going down her spine. She's wearing a red and purple scarf as well as a reddish pink bow in her mane. She is standing on a ship's crowsnest with one paw holding onto a rope, looking off into the distance longingly as she sings. The "title" reads Wings of Fire: Whatever It Takes. end id alt id: same image but with no shading or text.
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
laura bailey make this a real cr merch plush and MY LIFE IS YOURS #criticalrole
alt id: a toy depiction of Percy making a silly frowny face. end id
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
it really is funny that my two favorite hazbin characters are tiny wholesome lesbian and tiny problematic lesbian
alt id: vaggi from hazbin hotel in a cute chibi style from the song clean it up end id alt id: velvette from hazbin hotel. She's lying with her head swiveled all the way around and is grinning wickedly. end id
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
better look at the feesh
alt id: murcadh, cropped in on them and without shading to show more detail. end id
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
💖don't you forget, you are my pet ~ 💖

#hazbinhotel
alt id: a digital painting of Velvette from hazbin hotel and my oc, Murcadh. Velvette is a short demon woman with long pinkish red hair, red eyes, and a toothy grin. She is holding a chain leash attached to the collar Murcadh wears. Murcadh is a much taller, fishlike demon with blue skin, an exposed chest, glowing yellow eyes, and very stylish pink lensed glasses. They're smiling like they're pretending not to like this. end id
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
vaggi vibing to chappell roan send tweet

#hazbinhotel #vaggi #chappellroan
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
i hope chaggie get to wear those gorgeous dresses in a happier context...

a wedding perhaps? 👀

#chaggie #hazbinhotel
alt id: a digital drawing of charlie and vaggie from hazbin hotel. they are wearing formal dresses and Charlie is dipping Vaggie and kissing her. end id
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
thats my emotional support gremlin
alt id: a screencap of velvette from hazbin hotel s2. She is a young woman with dark skin, bright red and pink hair, and glowing red and white eyes. She's grinning a bit manically as she charges at the camera. end id
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
hey so i know who my next cleric's patron will be

owl mommy
alt id: the speaker of god from hazbin hotel s2. she is a towering gold and white owllike angel, with glowing white eyes and massive eyelashes. end id
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
i adore vaggie's dress in the finale so much but it's so silly to me. it looks like a genshin design. did she RIP a suitdress in half above the waist? is that her bra? did charlie have Thoughts about her boots?

#hazbins2spoilers
alt id: vaggie in a formal looking dress in the final episode of hazbin s2. She's wearing a gray dress that's very asymmetrical; above her bow that serves as a belt there's only half a collar, the other side being just a black... top? bra? Below her whole right leg is on display while the other side is a long, frilly gray skirt. She's wearing knee high boots. end id
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
Yeah that's pretty accurate actually
alt id: screenshot of my favorite hazbin hotel characters ranked. My top five are Charlie, Vaggie, Carmilla, Speaker of God, and Velvette. End id
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
NONE OF MY THOUGHTS ARE IN THE BIBLE
alt id: a picture of Arlecchino from a new Genshin promotion. She's dressed in a very fancy red white and black suit with tight black pants. end id
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
#hazbins2spoilers
alt id: a diagram of the Crab Cycle. there's a frankly unreasonable number of steps, and they're all crab. end id
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
wait wait let him cook

#hazbins2spoilers
alt id: a screencap of Vox in the song Brighter from hazbin s2e7. He's human here, and looking at a bulletin board with a poster for a Whole Week Of Just Sharks (DID YOU KNOW? Shark Skin feels like sandpaper!). end id
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
if i had a nickel for every time my favorite character in an amazon prime show was a lesbian fallen angel with a white and gray color palette who was a kind person forced to be a warrior I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's very funny it's happened twice

#themightynein #hazbinhotel
alt id: the key art for yasha from the amazon prime show the mighty nein. she is a tall, muscled woman with long black hair, gothic makeup, and gray clothing. end id alt id: vaggie from hazbin hotel. she's a young woman with very long white and gray hair, light gray skin, and a single pink sclera'd eye with a yellow pupil. The other is hidden under an eyepatch and a red x. She's hanging off a crow's nest and glaring. End id
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
#hazbins2spoilers

VAGGIE???

emo vaggie???
alt id: a screencap from hazbin s2e5 showing an angel that looks suspiciously like Vaggie in a black dress
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
alt id: a blurry pic of an opossum zooming away under a gate. end id alt id: the furry hind end of said opossum escaping under the gate. end id
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
the rest is easy baby

#hazbinhotel #chaggie #hazbins2spoilers
alt id: a digital painting of charlie and vaggie from hazbin hotel tenderly embracing and kissing. Their eyes are opening and looking into each other's. Charlie has teardrops beading on her lashes. end id
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
Can we please please PLEASE keep shok.wav after vox reaps the consequences of his actions I love this shark thing SO much

#hazbins2spoilers
alt id: a screencap from hazbin s2 of Vox with his face pressed to a tank wall in front of an absolutely massive robotic shark with bright red eyes. end id
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
#hazbins2spoilers

oh my god charlie saved vaggie's crows-nest from the old hotel -
alt id: a screencap from hazbin s1e3 showing a crows-nest on top of the old hazbin hotel. end id alt id: a screencap from hazbin s2e6 showing a suspiciously similar looking crowsnest, now in charlie and vaggie's shared room and full of blankets, plushies, and Charlie's trident. end id
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
cinemaric parallels #hazbins2spoilers
alt id: charlie in a hazbin s2 teaser, leaning close to the camera with halflidded eyes. end id alt id: charlie from the song easy, grinning at Vaggie with half lidded eyes. end id
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
im very normal #hazbinhotels2spoilers #chaggie
alt id: a screencap of my photo library which has about a bazillion screencaps of Charlie and Vaggie's big song now. end id
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
smolmiphy.bsky.social
hopefully vaggie's wings still work #chaggie #hazbins2spoilers
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM