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@smollfries.bsky.social
Weird and afraid of everything, not a magician or a wizard
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
I've been exhausted all day so naturally I'd be wide awake and ready to party now
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I've been exhausted all day so naturally I'd be wide awake and ready to party now
My husband has started acting scared and saying "I don't know what that was" after he farts in bed and it's my favourite joke lol
February 17, 2026 at 7:56 AM
My husband has started acting scared and saying "I don't know what that was" after he farts in bed and it's my favourite joke lol
"I'd be on some Lorena Bobbitt shit" is my new fav response to men doin some shit
February 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I'd be on some Lorena Bobbitt shit" is my new fav response to men doin some shit
I haaaaate being me tbh
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I haaaaate being me tbh
I'm so sleepy and regret my life leading up to this
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I'm so sleepy and regret my life leading up to this
Just shoot me at this point
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Just shoot me at this point
I've had headaches to the point of nausea multiple times this week and that's so fun and cool I love that for me
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I've had headaches to the point of nausea multiple times this week and that's so fun and cool I love that for me
Being poor is so stressful
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Being poor is so stressful
I wish I'd slept more than an hour last night, I'm taking a nap immediately after MB gets picked up lol
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I wish I'd slept more than an hour last night, I'm taking a nap immediately after MB gets picked up lol
I know I'd regret it since I never have any money and I have zero life skills but I just want to get rid of everything I own and start over
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I know I'd regret it since I never have any money and I have zero life skills but I just want to get rid of everything I own and start over
Listening to the country music I grew up with explains why I have such "high" expectations for love I guess
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Listening to the country music I grew up with explains why I have such "high" expectations for love I guess
I could be literally eating from a bowl and Zach would take it from my hands and put it in the sink
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I could be literally eating from a bowl and Zach would take it from my hands and put it in the sink
My dad made me a side table for my bedroom when I was younger and I so badly wish I still had it. I haven't fully scoured the barn for it but I assume it probably didn't make it through the fire 🥹
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My dad made me a side table for my bedroom when I was younger and I so badly wish I still had it. I haven't fully scoured the barn for it but I assume it probably didn't make it through the fire 🥹
I so badly want a nice home but I don't know how anybody does it cus like one day of not doing everything and it's out of control again lol I can barely catch up let alone work on anything new 😭
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I so badly want a nice home but I don't know how anybody does it cus like one day of not doing everything and it's out of control again lol I can barely catch up let alone work on anything new 😭
Yes I would eat McDonald's
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Yes I would eat McDonald's
I think VIP did Angela a lil dirty tbh because I love her so many and I was so stoked to see the reel where they show her getting dressed up but her VIP episode is not what I'd hoped for 😭 her first idea where she said "I'm not gonna do that" would've been betterrrrr I think
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I think VIP did Angela a lil dirty tbh because I love her so many and I was so stoked to see the reel where they show her getting dressed up but her VIP episode is not what I'd hoped for 😭 her first idea where she said "I'm not gonna do that" would've been betterrrrr I think
Sometimes I worry I let Zach do too much around the house when I'm supposed to be the stay at home housekeeper then he asks me where multiple things go while unloading the dishwasher and I'm like no I think I'm fine lol
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes I worry I let Zach do too much around the house when I'm supposed to be the stay at home housekeeper then he asks me where multiple things go while unloading the dishwasher and I'm like no I think I'm fine lol
I recently expressed my annoyance at how often Zach says "soon" because it literally has no meaning from him it could be five minutes or five years, so today I go grab some socks to start our reset day and he's still sleeping and he says "I'll be up soon.... I mean Shortly" hahaha
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I recently expressed my annoyance at how often Zach says "soon" because it literally has no meaning from him it could be five minutes or five years, so today I go grab some socks to start our reset day and he's still sleeping and he says "I'll be up soon.... I mean Shortly" hahaha
I ordered body wash same day delivery from Amazon and was like 25 cents short so I added a lime to qualify and just got this email. Cool thanks I uh wouldn't have ordered that if I'd known I still wouldn't be getting any part of my order today lol
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I ordered body wash same day delivery from Amazon and was like 25 cents short so I added a lime to qualify and just got this email. Cool thanks I uh wouldn't have ordered that if I'd known I still wouldn't be getting any part of my order today lol
Ain't no road too long when we meet in the middle
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ain't no road too long when we meet in the middle
Our dogs have always laid down so forcefully and I always wondered why until I was thinking about it tonight and they probably learned to flop like a cat from their many cat siblings lol
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Our dogs have always laid down so forcefully and I always wondered why until I was thinking about it tonight and they probably learned to flop like a cat from their many cat siblings lol
My husband and I just had a like fifteen minute discussion about how dry it is in here and I need to dig out the humidifier etc before he remembered that the fan I bought him that he uses every night has a literal setting to where it mists water into the air lmao this is life changing
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
My husband and I just had a like fifteen minute discussion about how dry it is in here and I need to dig out the humidifier etc before he remembered that the fan I bought him that he uses every night has a literal setting to where it mists water into the air lmao this is life changing
I feel like if any other man talked to me like Nic does it would be weird lmao
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I feel like if any other man talked to me like Nic does it would be weird lmao
I love when I'm in the middle of a video and it's like OH AD TIME but the ad breaks everything and I just never get to finish the video
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love when I'm in the middle of a video and it's like OH AD TIME but the ad breaks everything and I just never get to finish the video
I'm napping in my old bedroom while Zach hangs out with the family and he got me all set up for my nap and even asked my mom for a hair dryer hahaha
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm napping in my old bedroom while Zach hangs out with the family and he got me all set up for my nap and even asked my mom for a hair dryer hahaha