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SmolCatDad🔞
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Multilayered OS Software running in a meat vessel. Take no shit, allow no harm

He/him, Software engineer, TTRPG creator, cat rescue operator, woodworker, home diy, giving "Dad advice"

40ish, bi, happily married, monogamous, nurturing dom/owner, ADHD, ASD
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A screen cap of my post being liked by LeonDuvall
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Tom Cardy dressed in a sparkly blue track suit with a white T-shirt and eyeliner, and with caption reading "very expensive little Chihuahua boy".
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Patience... Patience...
Bluesky reactions nearing 150 💜
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Alright, I'll bite. (Three copies of image to fit all the alt text)
Instant Feral Dom Trigger: Asks to be Hypnotized Again. S Tier (Gets My Attention): Hypnotic Fire; Hypnotized to Kneel; Altered Perception; Hypnotized to Have a Specific Fetish (Fresh Install); Blushing While Under; Corruption; Consensual Hypnosis; Eyes Fluttering. A Tier (Always A Turn On): Hypnotized to Feel Tied Up (Bondage); Hypnotic Amnesia (Specific Things); Self Hypnosis; Hypnotic Roll; Hypnotized Hypnotist; Slow Hypnosis; Mouth Hanging Open; Unaware What They’re Doing; Happy Trance; Hypnotic Conversion; Pet Play (Cat); Aware but Unable to Stop; Bimbofication; Altered Common Sense; Hypnotized to Confess; Hypnotized to Post Online (Tweet); Hypnotized to Masturbate; Hypnotized to Strip; Hypnotized to be a Maid; Hypnotic Gas; Hypnotic Music; Hypnotic Voice; Subliminals; Tech Control; Possession; Femsub; NB-sub; “I Can’t Be Hypnotized” Is Already Hypnotized; Princess-ification; Hypnotized to Give Oral. B Tier: Hacked (Robot/Android); Brain Washing; Hands-Free Orgasm; Hypnotic Screen; Mass Hypnosis; Hypnotized to Dom; Sleep Triggers (Hypnosis to Sleep); Conditioning; Drool/Drooling; Voodoo Doll (Mirror This Toy); Hypnotized to Flash; Hypnotized to Have Sex; Hypnotized to Believe They’re Someone Else; Hypnotized to Be Silent (Muted); Hypnotic Amnesia (Everything); Hypnotized to be a Bunny Girl; Dollification; Cheek Hold/Grab; Hypnotic Voice/Compelled Speech; Hypnotized to be a Cheerleader; Confusion Induction; Pen Light; Accidental Hypnosis; Love Potion; Emotion Control; Drone-ification; Mantras; Sissy Hypnosis; IQ Play; Pheromones; Forced to Sleep (Actual Sleep); Hypnotic Kiss; Malesub; Crossed Eyes; Heart Eyes (Pupils Only). C Tier (Situational, but yes, do go on): Standing at Attention; Hypnotized to be a Robot; Brainwashing; Non-consensual Hypnosis; Femdom; Maledom; Consensual Non-Consent (CNC); NB-dom; Parasite; Hypnotized to be a Ballerina; Hypnotic Pendulum; Hypnotized to be a Harem Dancer; Hypnotized to Salute; Hypnotized to Dance; *SNAP-SLEEP!* (Finger Snaps); Electricity (Shocked into Hypnosis); Hypnotic Collar; Hypnotic Creature; Drastic Personality Change; Hypnotic Eyes; *Trigger SNAP!* (Finger Snaps); Hypnotic Crystal; Hypnotic Dance; Vampire Hypnosis; Closed Eyes; Heart Eyes (Large); Eye Color Change; Glowing Eyes; Wide Eyed. D Tier (*Yawn*): Womb/Crotch Tattoo; Hypnotic Earrings; Hypnotic Plant; Hypnotic Snake; Hypnotic Finger; Hypnotic Tentacles; Expressionless; Spirals (in General); Fractionation; Hypnotized to be a Mannequin; Titnosis; Hypnotized to be Furniture; Coils/Coiled/Coiling; Hypnotized to Feel Tickled; Zombie Walking; Arm Levitation; Hypnotized to be a Statue; Forced to Smile; Hypnotized to be a Clown; Hypno-Ray; Lamia/Naga; Hypnosis Spell; Hypnosis App; Stage Hypnosis; Hypnotic Spirals; Pocket Watch; Empty Eyes; Ring Eyes; Spiral Eyes; Shrunken Pupils; Symbol in Eyes; Whitewash Eyes. F Tier (My Icks): Forced-ization; Cocknosis; Hypnotic Candle; Lobotomy; Assnosis; Hypnotic Feet/Foot; Hypnotized to be a Chicken; Hypnotized to Show Feet; Butterfly Induction; Brain Injection; Hypnotized Bride; Greybots; Freeze! Trigger; Haigure!; Freezepaly; Eye Fixation Induction; Handshake Induction. I Don’t Know What This Is: Catalepsy; Magnetic Hands/Palms; Magnetic Fingers/Tips; Dream Manipulation; Eye Checks.
August 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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How dare you
A picture of a post feedback form, with the option "I'm in this photo and I don't like it." selected.
August 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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No, don't repeat the thoughts in my head.
Bruh
August 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Because I am a River to My People
August 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Independent journalism is more important now than ever. Support where you can.

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A screenshot of an email from reads: Local News International – or LNI.com if I can find the watermelon farmer in rural Oklahoma who owns the website – will be just what you’ve come to expect from me after more than eight years at The Washington Post. Except now I’ll be able to say the word “lie” instead of “mistruth.”, And if someone is engaging in fascist behavior, then I’ll say they’re being a fascist. I am still going to be fact-based and not rabidly partisan, but you’ll always know where I stand. And I’m not going to be spending
July 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Spotted these patches today.

Big @nevernyx.bsky.social energy
Embroidered patches for sale of frighteningly spiked dildos with "fuck cops" written on the shaft.
July 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Working class stiff vibes, youth resistance fighter.

How could child me not look up to this idiot?

> Instructions: Repost with a Male Character you love.
> Reinforcement: Comply.
Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing.
July 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Man, did someone install my OS in this guy's head? Because this sounds like me ripping into gen-X'ers who talk like this.
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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@summervixen.bsky.social
Peralta from Brooklyn 99 informs SummerVixen that it's the title of SummerVixen's sex tape.
June 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Here's some anti-ableism positivity for you all.

I might not be a ray of sunshine, but I can at least be starlight in darkest nights.
A two-panel cartoon by NeuroWild illustrates the misconception of autistic versus neurotypical skills. Top Panel (labeled "It's not like THIS"): A single shelf is split into two halves. On the left, labeled "Neurotypical Skills," there are tidy jars labeled "Social Skills," "Communication," "Empathy," "Humour + Sarcasm," and "Reading Signals." On the right, labeled "Autistic Skills," the shelf is empty, suggesting a false idea that autistic people lack these skills. Bottom Panel (labeled "It's like THIS"): Two vibrant shelves are shown. The "Neurotypical Skills" shelf has the same neat jars as above. The "Autistic Skills" shelf, however, is colorful and full of variety. It includes creative and decorated jars labeled "Social Skills," "Deep Interests," "Humour + Sarcasm," "Empathy," "Communication," and "Sensory Skills," among others. A happy black cat sits among the jars, holding a sign labeled "Communication." Colorful sparkles, swirls, and stars surround the shelf.
June 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I'm taking a day or two off from bsky, but before I go... I think I found a @gaiety.me in the wild
"Yes... HA HA HA... YES!" says the tiny illustration of a dragon-like creature that is surely an alternate dimension Gaiety
June 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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At LEAST one of those characters is canonically bi. *Pounds fist on table* (I get the joke, and it's fine since I feel like bi can be in "lesbian/gay" or "straight" mode much like "boy/girl-mode", but... still *harumpgs*)
A meme where Fred from Scooby Doo tries to unmask a bisexual and find out what their real sexuality is just to find an annoyed bisexual.
June 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Reminds me of you...
An image of internalized pet-play puppy clicker "drive by" kink associations kicking in because Lewdsoph is a good girl.
June 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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We don't need new furniture-WAIT I WAS WRONG
"new bisexual chair just dropped" title over a chair clearly voted as "chair that is used for anything but sitting in like it's anything but the seat of a chair"
June 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Subtle like a brick
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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It's a balance. A delicate delicate balance. And boy am I clumsy 😺
Yin yang symbol, with "Do no harm" as the yin in the yang, and "take no shit" as the yang in the yin
May 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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\\cw #hypnokink #kink

And me. Note the "I am" is complex due to my Operating System persona states.
Colorful Venn diagram meme for kink/hypno folks. Four blue petals ask who you are, what you want, your kink level, and your hypnosis study level—with answers like “Deity,” “Post-Hypno Triggers,” and “Can’t legally orgasm.” In the center, a dramatic “Hypno Alignment Wheel” maps roles like Hypdom, Toy, and Switch with over-the-top poetic flavor text. Someone’s filled it out with red Xs and scribbled “goals” in the corner.
May 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I'm telling you fellas, it works. Just gotta trust me on this.

Admittedly I am to tired for more Nazi pinching today, but I'll be back at it tomorrow.
Chart titled “Why dating is hard for guys?” shows several women aiming for one decent guy, while other guys proudly display red flags—literally. These include a Trump sign, a Tesla flag, a Blue Lives Matter stripe, a Nazi swastika, and a Confederate flag. The decent guy sighs, “Welp, here I go punchin’ Nazis again.” Bottom caption reads: “Cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic: Stop being a douche.”
May 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I don't have the time/energy to watch the anime, so this makes me miss the live action One Piece
A meme titled “4 real world things YOU can learn from anime!” features four panels with characters from popular anime, each paired with a humorous or inspirational caption: 1. Top left: Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia with glowing energy, captioned “always give your 100%”. 2. Top right: Emma from The Promised Neverland looking hopeful, captioned “Never lose hope”. 3. Bottom left: Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece, smiling while wearing his straw hat. The caption is a long block of radical political commentary: “The world’s largest military is nothing more than a personal guard for the billionaire class. They will commit genocide in order to enact this brutal hierarchy and use propaganda to justify it and their endless wars. Our only hope is to join together in a working class revolution to reclaim our freedom.” 4. Bottom right: Shōyō Hinata from Haikyuu!! lunging to hit a volleyball, captioned simply: “Volleyball!”.
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Me rn
*raises mace with the power of friendship and incredible violence* "not yet Ferb" *reluctantly puts mace down*
May 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I need someone to verify this

For unrelated reasons...
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Can anyone point me in the general direction of the catboy-artist lane?
Tumblr thread spirals after someone shares that Mozart used to meow and leap around during opera rehearsals. One user declares, “tortured by the knowledge that Mozart was a catboy,” followed by others freaking out and screaming “CATBOY MOZART.”
April 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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My anecdotal observations on this website confirm this hypothesis this far. Further study required.
Meme comparing vibes: Top panel, "Trans Men" — Two buff guys with great beards bonding over haircuts and beer like bro legends. Bottom panel, "Trans Women" — Two anime girls going full romance manga, tender kiss included. Conclusion: I agree with trans instincts
April 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM