Smolbeans
@smolbeans.bsky.social
32/she 🏳️⚧️/Demi 🖤🩶🤍💜/Plural/Video game and Babyfur art connoisseur/🔞/WE LOVE YOU HUNTR/X!
Alternatively:
>Be someone else
>They dissociate
>Now I’m me
>Be someone else
>They dissociate
>Now I’m me
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Alternatively:
>Be someone else
>They dissociate
>Now I’m me
>Be someone else
>They dissociate
>Now I’m me
This is like my favorite trope, where you make it to the bathroom door, but someone is already in there. You fight as hard as you can, but your bladder muscles ultimately give out on you while waiting for the person inside to leave… 😵💫😖
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is like my favorite trope, where you make it to the bathroom door, but someone is already in there. You fight as hard as you can, but your bladder muscles ultimately give out on you while waiting for the person inside to leave… 😵💫😖
Frond, you can’t keep getting away with this… 😵💫😵💫😵💫
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Frond, you can’t keep getting away with this… 😵💫😵💫😵💫
How could we not care about the cutest of all eeveelutions?? 💕
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How could we not care about the cutest of all eeveelutions?? 💕
I don’t know what the laws look like in Illinois, but gosh do I hope this woman can sue for something. 😡
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don’t know what the laws look like in Illinois, but gosh do I hope this woman can sue for something. 😡
Wait, people are selling a game case with AI ‘art’, and no actual game? Why would anyone buy that? 🤣
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wait, people are selling a game case with AI ‘art’, and no actual game? Why would anyone buy that? 🤣
Wow, Agent! What an interesting outfit you have!
October 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wow, Agent! What an interesting outfit you have!
In the name of the moon, I shall let you! 🌕
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
In the name of the moon, I shall let you! 🌕
You could always frame one of the diapers and hang it like a poster!
October 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You could always frame one of the diapers and hang it like a poster!
Wait- as in pizza that CAUSES incontinence??🤯
Where do I get some?? WHERE?! 😵💫
Where do I get some?? WHERE?! 😵💫
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wait- as in pizza that CAUSES incontinence??🤯
Where do I get some?? WHERE?! 😵💫
Where do I get some?? WHERE?! 😵💫
Baby elephants just became 11000% cuter to me, which I honestly didn’t realize was possible.
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Baby elephants just became 11000% cuter to me, which I honestly didn’t realize was possible.
Omg I cried like a freaking baby on ending e when the credits rolled and this song started playing 😭
Also, when the remixed version came out in the ff14 nier raid, I was hyped as hell! 🤩
Also, when the remixed version came out in the ff14 nier raid, I was hyped as hell! 🤩
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Omg I cried like a freaking baby on ending e when the credits rolled and this song started playing 😭
Also, when the remixed version came out in the ff14 nier raid, I was hyped as hell! 🤩
Also, when the remixed version came out in the ff14 nier raid, I was hyped as hell! 🤩
In before the eeveelutions start working together to sabotage eevee’s potty training… 🤣
Like doing the hand in the bowl of water trick etc.
Like doing the hand in the bowl of water trick etc.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
In before the eeveelutions start working together to sabotage eevee’s potty training… 🤣
Like doing the hand in the bowl of water trick etc.
Like doing the hand in the bowl of water trick etc.
I use keys for most rotation abilities, and then just click anything that has a longer cd
Not optimal I know, but I have fun 🥳
Haven’t played since dawntrail launched though…
Not optimal I know, but I have fun 🥳
Haven’t played since dawntrail launched though…
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I use keys for most rotation abilities, and then just click anything that has a longer cd
Not optimal I know, but I have fun 🥳
Haven’t played since dawntrail launched though…
Not optimal I know, but I have fun 🥳
Haven’t played since dawntrail launched though…
I feel this so hard!
My mom would buy handwriting workbooks and have me work on them on the weekends!
My writing never improved… 😅
My mom would buy handwriting workbooks and have me work on them on the weekends!
My writing never improved… 😅
September 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I feel this so hard!
My mom would buy handwriting workbooks and have me work on them on the weekends!
My writing never improved… 😅
My mom would buy handwriting workbooks and have me work on them on the weekends!
My writing never improved… 😅
This is so funny to me, because it is so easy to stack stats to basically garuntee that you’ll get what outcome you want. And then they give you rerolls on top of that. And then, unless you’re in honor mode, you can always just reload the save and try again if it doesn’t work out. 🤣
September 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is so funny to me, because it is so easy to stack stats to basically garuntee that you’ll get what outcome you want. And then they give you rerolls on top of that. And then, unless you’re in honor mode, you can always just reload the save and try again if it doesn’t work out. 🤣
This- any abdl who sees the hate being spewed at immigrants, lgbtq, etc is in denial if they think the gun barrel won’t be pointed at them in the not-so-distant future
September 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This- any abdl who sees the hate being spewed at immigrants, lgbtq, etc is in denial if they think the gun barrel won’t be pointed at them in the not-so-distant future
I agree that advocating for violence is bad, but at the same time, people who DO actively advocate for it shouldn’t be surprised when they are subjected to it themselves.
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I agree that advocating for violence is bad, but at the same time, people who DO actively advocate for it shouldn’t be surprised when they are subjected to it themselves.
Woah, this looks awesome!!
September 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Woah, this looks awesome!!