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ask me a question about my son
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December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
don’t be too sad. when you die, we will eat you. so you can relax knowing you have a definite purpose, even if that purpose won’t be fulfilled until you’re not around to see it
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
don’t be too sad. when you die, we will eat you. so you can relax knowing you have a definite purpose, even if that purpose won’t be fulfilled until you’re not around to see it
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i'm inseeing my heart, spleen, liver, lungs, and kidneys
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i'm inseeing my heart, spleen, liver, lungs, and kidneys
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i was just thinking that you should try to general plan things so your doing multiple things at once through one action like getting exercise through doing yardwork stuff like that
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i was just thinking that you should try to general plan things so your doing multiple things at once through one action like getting exercise through doing yardwork stuff like that
it’s time for everyone to share their insight of the day. who would like to go first?
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it’s time for everyone to share their insight of the day. who would like to go first?
the best part about transferring schools is you have the opportunity to reinvent yourself to your new peers. you can become the Queen of the Monkey Bars, a step up from last year when you were the Queen of Explosive Diarrhea
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
the best part about transferring schools is you have the opportunity to reinvent yourself to your new peers. you can become the Queen of the Monkey Bars, a step up from last year when you were the Queen of Explosive Diarrhea
imagine if i were your nemesis
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
imagine if i were your nemesis
i always think other mammals watch us and get confused about why humans make things so arbitrary and complicated for themselves. especially bears
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i always think other mammals watch us and get confused about why humans make things so arbitrary and complicated for themselves. especially bears
we have a secret groupchat with everyone in it except you. we speak in hushed tones about how great you are and praise you
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
we have a secret groupchat with everyone in it except you. we speak in hushed tones about how great you are and praise you
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Alisa pinup - Putting hair up
Serafima - Serafima, who won a monthly artwork poll on my Patreon (there was also an nsfw version). I can’t believe it’s been more than a year since I painted this one. Still love it ^^
Serafima - Serafima, who won a monthly artwork poll on my Patreon (there was also an nsfw version). I can’t believe it’s been more than a year since I painted this one. Still love it ^^
June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alisa pinup - Putting hair up
Serafima - Serafima, who won a monthly artwork poll on my Patreon (there was also an nsfw version). I can’t believe it’s been more than a year since I painted this one. Still love it ^^
Serafima - Serafima, who won a monthly artwork poll on my Patreon (there was also an nsfw version). I can’t believe it’s been more than a year since I painted this one. Still love it ^^
Marnie wouldn’t give us her banana muffin recipe so out of frustration we duct-taped her to a large piece of cardboard and ran her over with the car
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Marnie wouldn’t give us her banana muffin recipe so out of frustration we duct-taped her to a large piece of cardboard and ran her over with the car
i’m being carried over his shoulder like a sack of rice while you have to trail behind us on foot and look me in the eyes enviously that you don’t have this sweet ride (big shoulder)
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i’m being carried over his shoulder like a sack of rice while you have to trail behind us on foot and look me in the eyes enviously that you don’t have this sweet ride (big shoulder)
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so many grim adult hands on my benevolent child ass
April 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
so many grim adult hands on my benevolent child ass
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