George Smiley
@smiley-george.bsky.social
Experienced IT professional, amateur musician and writer. Loves dogs. Not keen on corporate BS, austerity, monarchy, racism, fascism, colonialism, apartheid, genocide or any other Starmerite policies. Banned by Zuckerberg and Musk. #NoWarButTheClassWar
Me has done puzzle ever’body.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me has done puzzle ever’body.
Ethnic cleansing.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Ethnic cleansing.
This kind of post pisses me off.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This kind of post pisses me off.
That’s because everyone hates her, and the “Israel first” and “fuck the poor” approach of the Morgan McSweeney Likud Upon Thames party, Lucy.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That’s because everyone hates her, and the “Israel first” and “fuck the poor” approach of the Morgan McSweeney Likud Upon Thames party, Lucy.
Saruman = Musk
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Saruman = Musk
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
Farage will have to sell some more footie kits to make up the shortfall. He shroud get Little Tommy Ten-Names onboard to help with the marketing. I hear his people bought over £400,000 worth of t-shirts, flags and steroids from him in the 12 months to July 2025. Nazi Nige is a fool.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Farage will have to sell some more footie kits to make up the shortfall. He shroud get Little Tommy Ten-Names onboard to help with the marketing. I hear his people bought over £400,000 worth of t-shirts, flags and steroids from him in the 12 months to July 2025. Nazi Nige is a fool.
Prisoners raped by IOF prison guards will get 72 STDs. Sorry, I could only find a picture of a dog, not a IOF fluffer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Prisoners raped by IOF prison guards will get 72 STDs. Sorry, I could only find a picture of a dog, not a IOF fluffer.
What happened? Did you get a free house?
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What happened? Did you get a free house?
The BBC, which apparently stands not for British Broadcasting Company as many people believe, but Big Black Cock, does its usual “ho hum what’s going on here certainly not Israel’s fault oh look plebs, Prince Baldiam and Prince-lady Anorexia proudly helicopter a tin of beans (smol) to a food bank…”.
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The BBC, which apparently stands not for British Broadcasting Company as many people believe, but Big Black Cock, does its usual “ho hum what’s going on here certainly not Israel’s fault oh look plebs, Prince Baldiam and Prince-lady Anorexia proudly helicopter a tin of beans (smol) to a food bank…”.
« yOuR cArPeT iS aNtIsEmItIc » says Jewish Chronicle editor Flakey Jake Simons.
When asked for clarification, Mr Simon’s wife Yuval Fuckinghatecorbyn said “Jakey is checking our property portfolio in Tel Aviv right now and he bagged a couple of olive-growers last night fwa fwa fwa”.
When asked for clarification, Mr Simon’s wife Yuval Fuckinghatecorbyn said “Jakey is checking our property portfolio in Tel Aviv right now and he bagged a couple of olive-growers last night fwa fwa fwa”.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
« yOuR cArPeT iS aNtIsEmItIc » says Jewish Chronicle editor Flakey Jake Simons.
When asked for clarification, Mr Simon’s wife Yuval Fuckinghatecorbyn said “Jakey is checking our property portfolio in Tel Aviv right now and he bagged a couple of olive-growers last night fwa fwa fwa”.
When asked for clarification, Mr Simon’s wife Yuval Fuckinghatecorbyn said “Jakey is checking our property portfolio in Tel Aviv right now and he bagged a couple of olive-growers last night fwa fwa fwa”.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’d think so, but I hear Jake Wallis Simons keeps lending him money.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’d think so, but I hear Jake Wallis Simons keeps lending him money.
😂… Lee Hurley = OK.
Could be Liz Hurley’s brother?
Ah, it was Lee Harpin, the man who reduses to use capital letters… accuses everyone of antisemitism… has been sued more times than Private Eye…
Could be Liz Hurley’s brother?
Ah, it was Lee Harpin, the man who reduses to use capital letters… accuses everyone of antisemitism… has been sued more times than Private Eye…
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
😂… Lee Hurley = OK.
Could be Liz Hurley’s brother?
Ah, it was Lee Harpin, the man who reduses to use capital letters… accuses everyone of antisemitism… has been sued more times than Private Eye…
Could be Liz Hurley’s brother?
Ah, it was Lee Harpin, the man who reduses to use capital letters… accuses everyone of antisemitism… has been sued more times than Private Eye…
Oups! Sorry! Cool!
Well, Rosewood Abbey looks awesome.
Or, there’s this…
Well, Rosewood Abbey looks awesome.
Or, there’s this…
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oups! Sorry! Cool!
Well, Rosewood Abbey looks awesome.
Or, there’s this…
Well, Rosewood Abbey looks awesome.
Or, there’s this…
Oh no it hasn’t!
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Oh no it hasn’t!