Sam Herbst
@smhrbst.bsky.social
I wrote the first three SAW movies.
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home workouts… I’d rather be shot with a gun
October 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
home workouts… I’d rather be shot with a gun
logged in for the first time in weeks and the popular section is just a bunch of quote tweets of a now-deleted post… see y’all again in a month
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
logged in for the first time in weeks and the popular section is just a bunch of quote tweets of a now-deleted post… see y’all again in a month
no weapon forged against me shall prosper!!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
no weapon forged against me shall prosper!!!!!
“Perfidia Beverly Hills” instant all-timer character name for PTA
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Perfidia Beverly Hills” instant all-timer character name for PTA
🔮✨ MANIFESTING JADE TICKETS IN 15 MINUTES ✨🔮
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🔮✨ MANIFESTING JADE TICKETS IN 15 MINUTES ✨🔮
this week has sucked so bad and it’s only Tuesday I can’t wait to be on vacation in three days!!!
September 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
this week has sucked so bad and it’s only Tuesday I can’t wait to be on vacation in three days!!!
When the rapture ends up being real and I get left behind for joking about it
September 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When the rapture ends up being real and I get left behind for joking about it
Will people be raptured according to class?
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Will people be raptured according to class?
The best needle drop in a PTA movie is the Barbara Rose part of the Phantom Thread score hitting but the second is obviously “Let Me Roll It” in Licorice Pizza and I’m tired of team Boogie Nights saying it isn’t!!!
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The best needle drop in a PTA movie is the Barbara Rose part of the Phantom Thread score hitting but the second is obviously “Let Me Roll It” in Licorice Pizza and I’m tired of team Boogie Nights saying it isn’t!!!
I am starting the television program Deadwood
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I am starting the television program Deadwood
covid booster and flu shot kicking my ass
September 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
covid booster and flu shot kicking my ass
It should come as no surprise that I loved the new sad gay folk music film
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It should come as no surprise that I loved the new sad gay folk music film
Grindr auto-enrolling everyone into their gAI data farming feature
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Grindr auto-enrolling everyone into their gAI data farming feature
If I were Jordan Peele and I missed out on getting WEAPONS and then got HIM instead I’d be so pissed lmao
September 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If I were Jordan Peele and I missed out on getting WEAPONS and then got HIM instead I’d be so pissed lmao
NO ONE has worked harder to earn her main cast placement than Angie Katsanevas, that woman wakes up every morning ready to deliver and we should thank her
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
NO ONE has worked harder to earn her main cast placement than Angie Katsanevas, that woman wakes up every morning ready to deliver and we should thank her
spinal tap 2 is gonna be the first movie to gross -$5 opening weekend
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
spinal tap 2 is gonna be the first movie to gross -$5 opening weekend
I wish I could share a McChicken with my ancestors
September 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wish I could share a McChicken with my ancestors
if testament of ann lee doesn’t get distribution i will do something violent
September 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
if testament of ann lee doesn’t get distribution i will do something violent
forgot to tweet this over the weekend but alessandro nivola is really hot in the new downton abbey
September 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
forgot to tweet this over the weekend but alessandro nivola is really hot in the new downton abbey
my “friend that’s too woke” stance is that everyone thirst posting about luigi makes me feel deep despair lol
September 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
my “friend that’s too woke” stance is that everyone thirst posting about luigi makes me feel deep despair lol
why does scruff have stories now
September 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
why does scruff have stories now
“a big bold beautiful journey” is about me going to new york next week to watch movies and kiss boys
September 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“a big bold beautiful journey” is about me going to new york next week to watch movies and kiss boys
my mother named me after him btw
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
my mother named me after him btw