perfection

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Brilliance!

"Leave all the running around to the young folk." is sending me. Capturing the voice of a 70 year old retired cowboy as a first grader is something. You are a born writer.

Okay but why is your six year old printing so much neater than my grown-up printing? 😂😂

May as well burn the whole thing down.

I feel sorry for today's kids. They can't do stupid shit and have it not haunt them for the rest of their lives online.

got that from? Probably the rum). Anyway, we tied each other's toga's, and my friend, who was also drunk, did not do a very good job. The knot came undone while I was running outside, barefoot, in the snow.
Thankfully there was only my friends and it was before phone cameras existed �

When i was in high school, on New Years, the first time I got drunk, naturally. My friend and I decided we should wear togas to run around outside at midnight. And for some reason I insisted on doing it the "authentic" way, which apparently meant sheet only, no undergarments. (don't ask me where I

Talked to five or more people at once? In a potential dating situation or like, at work? 😂

And does accidental streaking count?

Oh, what a nice day for them!