Shaay
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Liberal, angry 3rd-Culture feminist with zero tolerance for republican bullshit. Ungovernable 802. Will block if you say something stupid or racist or sexist. No DMs 🧿🪢📚 #ERANOW
Money can't buy class or taste; looks like one of those tacky dachas all the Russian oligarchs buy in the country
Bordello-chic, I guess
Bordello-chic, I guess
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Money can't buy class or taste; looks like one of those tacky dachas all the Russian oligarchs buy in the country
Bordello-chic, I guess
Bordello-chic, I guess
Putz Party - how have we shifted SO FAR from the truth that this shit is our new reality
HOW
HOW
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Putz Party - how have we shifted SO FAR from the truth that this shit is our new reality
HOW
HOW
Turning tricks again, I see
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Turning tricks again, I see
Did his stamina turn you on, Grant? Suuuuurre sounds like it...
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Did his stamina turn you on, Grant? Suuuuurre sounds like it...
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
Is their clothing coded to which baby-mama they belong to so he doesn't forget?
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is their clothing coded to which baby-mama they belong to so he doesn't forget?
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
They've all been dropped off at the Daycare for Morons table
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
They've all been dropped off at the Daycare for Morons table
Yes, Pete, of course we know Admiral Patsy was the OOOONLY person to come up with the "blow them out of the water and kill 'em all" idea. Not the toddler playing GI Joe dress-up.
I'm gonna watch THE SHIT out of his trial
I'm gonna watch THE SHIT out of his trial
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yes, Pete, of course we know Admiral Patsy was the OOOONLY person to come up with the "blow them out of the water and kill 'em all" idea. Not the toddler playing GI Joe dress-up.
I'm gonna watch THE SHIT out of his trial
I'm gonna watch THE SHIT out of his trial
Hmm, folks - looks like Cankles McTacoTits is LOUD AND PROUD 🌈
Has there EVER been a day where he doesn't sound like a whiny bitch
Has there EVER been a day where he doesn't sound like a whiny bitch
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hmm, folks - looks like Cankles McTacoTits is LOUD AND PROUD 🌈
Has there EVER been a day where he doesn't sound like a whiny bitch
Has there EVER been a day where he doesn't sound like a whiny bitch
And why is it in nazi font?
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
And why is it in nazi font?
He's clearly a poet
But seriously, the sheer laziness of maga not spelling out the word YOU is why teachers quit the profession
But seriously, the sheer laziness of maga not spelling out the word YOU is why teachers quit the profession
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
He's clearly a poet
But seriously, the sheer laziness of maga not spelling out the word YOU is why teachers quit the profession
But seriously, the sheer laziness of maga not spelling out the word YOU is why teachers quit the profession
I mean...hes in a all-white kitchen about to eat what looks like a turkey with polio
Very on brand for him; the dark meat has probably already been deported to El Salvador
Very on brand for him; the dark meat has probably already been deported to El Salvador
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I mean...hes in a all-white kitchen about to eat what looks like a turkey with polio
Very on brand for him; the dark meat has probably already been deported to El Salvador
Very on brand for him; the dark meat has probably already been deported to El Salvador
My dudes this was written by Stephen Miller, who quite obviously got shoved in a locker by, lost a job to, or was simply outsmarted by someone with Somali heritage
They're all spiraling
They're all spiraling
a person in a red jacket and striped pants is laying on their back on the ground .
Alt: a toddler in a red jacket and striped pants is laying on the ground having a tantrum .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My dudes this was written by Stephen Miller, who quite obviously got shoved in a locker by, lost a job to, or was simply outsmarted by someone with Somali heritage
They're all spiraling
They're all spiraling
I mean....its not the worst idea, is it
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I mean....its not the worst idea, is it
God damn he certainly likes to flatter himself
For someone who's such a whiny bitch you'd think he'd wear a bra once in a while; I'm so tired of having to look at his flaccid tits flap around under his dirty gross shirts
Ruling class HAHAHAHAHA
For someone who's such a whiny bitch you'd think he'd wear a bra once in a while; I'm so tired of having to look at his flaccid tits flap around under his dirty gross shirts
Ruling class HAHAHAHAHA
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
God damn he certainly likes to flatter himself
For someone who's such a whiny bitch you'd think he'd wear a bra once in a while; I'm so tired of having to look at his flaccid tits flap around under his dirty gross shirts
Ruling class HAHAHAHAHA
For someone who's such a whiny bitch you'd think he'd wear a bra once in a while; I'm so tired of having to look at his flaccid tits flap around under his dirty gross shirts
Ruling class HAHAHAHAHA
The panicked flailing around within his little delusion bubble...
...is a beautiful thing to watch
...is a beautiful thing to watch
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The panicked flailing around within his little delusion bubble...
...is a beautiful thing to watch
...is a beautiful thing to watch
Now I need a goddamn brain shampoo
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Now I need a goddamn brain shampoo
100% effective birth control, to be sure
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
100% effective birth control, to be sure
Dude HE probably pissed in the aisle
...might be why he looks so pleased with himself
...might be why he looks so pleased with himself
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dude HE probably pissed in the aisle
...might be why he looks so pleased with himself
...might be why he looks so pleased with himself
Whooooo does he think is reading his posts?
GO TO BED GRANDPA-GROPEY
GO TO BED GRANDPA-GROPEY
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Whooooo does he think is reading his posts?
GO TO BED GRANDPA-GROPEY
GO TO BED GRANDPA-GROPEY
And if you see me walking away with a big chainsaw....NO YOU DIDNT
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
And if you see me walking away with a big chainsaw....NO YOU DIDNT
Hahahahaaaa HE'S SO STUPID is the only thing that should be in all caps
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Hahahahaaaa HE'S SO STUPID is the only thing that should be in all caps
Typical for an administration that is incapable of coming up with their own ideas
Jesus they are USELESS
Jesus they are USELESS
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Typical for an administration that is incapable of coming up with their own ideas
Jesus they are USELESS
Jesus they are USELESS
It's also silencing the mandated reporters
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's also silencing the mandated reporters