Yeah the Eyeflash Miracles and Free Live Free I was thinking of. But there have to be others I feel like.

Should I deep fry the hamburgers? And I'm guessing leave out the tomato/lettuce/onion, just the buns, patty, and cheese? Do I do a batter so it's sort of like a French toast?

no

This place remains undefeated for being called "Shooter McAvan's" as a result of all the shootings that happen there

It should read, "How Joan Didion Thanksgivinged" I believe

What's that first dog got. He's trying to pay with like, a big mushroom

Of Maple syrup. Sugar is sweet too

Single chip. Full computer. Super VGA. CD-rom.

You can make a pretty decent substitute just sprinkling granulated white sugar on the pancake

My S.O.B.

We must be calm and strong enough to withstand a little ribaldry

Just straight up creating a dangerous situation where there is none