I completely forgot about their phone scam. I guess that was the point.

Not the entire security establishment was put on deportations, many were also focused on redacting the Epstein files.

Tridiot.

Done. You’re welcome.

The Dipshit of Defense is qualified for day drinking and Mickey D’s deep frying.

Of course he’s talking to the alternative facts ghost of spokespersons past.

Trump’s batting .000 in the revenge game. Refusal to obey “unlawful orders” comes right out of Article 92 of the UCMJ. The Dipshit of Defense knows this because he attended OCS which is why he punted it over to the Navy where it will go nowhere with the JAG. That was the idiot’s off-ramp.

He’s correct. This inflight toxic madness must end.

Share the edibles, Candice.

These people are the most unqualified dipshits to ever hold elected office. And the sheer volume of unqualified dipshits in this administration is unprecedented.

Kash Patel dropped acid and is seeing dragons.

Breaking: Fox News sets new bar for stupidity.

I just want to take a step back and acknowledge these times are weird as fuck.

Seen them both, own them both, love them both for their own reasons. Thing from another world scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

How to cheat at golf? How no one knows how magnets work? How staring at the sun burns retinas? How our founding fathers stormed the airports? P grabbing techniques? How NOT to cover up your pedophile rapist past? All good things.

My guess is she’s going to run off with the gun, judging by the way she’s cradling it.

Trump is totally closeted.