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No shit, schlock.
Renee Good, Alex Pretti killings 'should have not happened': Trump
abcnews.go.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
No shit, schlock.
Republicans are morons. Forget the weather, it's a bonkers concept that is to blame for power outages.
Right.
Right.
Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say ‘woke’ is to blame.
As Nashville’s utility company struggled to recover from a catastrophic ice storm and its Democratic mayor ordered a review, some conservatives attacked diversity training.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Republicans are morons. Forget the weather, it's a bonkers concept that is to blame for power outages.
Right.
Right.
He'll step in when the Ellisons request it.
Trump says he'll stay out of the Netflix-Paramount fight over Warner Bros.
The president's comments to NBC News were a reversal from his December statement that he would be involved in the approval process for Netflix’s deal.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
He'll step in when the Ellisons request it.
Fuck you, Ron Johnson. Until you have no skeletons in your closet, you can't demand anything.
Exclusive | Sen. Ron Johnson demands Minnesota fraud oversight records: ‘Public deserves to know the extent’
“Given the pervasiveness of fraud in your state, it is past time for Minnesota to answer for its apparent failure to safeguard taxpayer dollars,” Johnson wrote in a letter to Walz.
nypost.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Fuck you, Ron Johnson. Until you have no skeletons in your closet, you can't demand anything.
Dear ICEholes,
You are on a public street. Everyone is following you.
Paranoid asshats.
You are on a public street. Everyone is following you.
Paranoid asshats.
Federal immigration agents draw guns, arrest activists who were following them in Minneapolis
Immigration officers with guns drawn arrested some activists who were trailing their vehicles Tuesday in Minneapolis.
www.cbsnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Dear ICEholes,
You are on a public street. Everyone is following you.
Paranoid asshats.
You are on a public street. Everyone is following you.
Paranoid asshats.
He's got tapioca for brains.
Trump’s fixation on ‘central casting’ takes a still more ridiculous turn
It’s as if the president sees himself as the executive producer of an elaborate spectacle.
www.ms.now
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
He's got tapioca for brains.
What a maroon.
Mike Johnson claims there was voter fraud in recent elections but says he can’t prove it
House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., today alleged there was fraud in recent congressional races but said he couldn't point to any evidence to back up the claim.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
What a maroon.
No. We still need to see everything. The Epstein Files aren't going away.
Trump on Epstein files: 'It’s really time for the country to get onto something else'
Trump said this afternoon that he thinks it's time to put the Epstein files in the rearview mirror. “I think it’s really time for the country to get onto
www.nbcnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
No. We still need to see everything. The Epstein Files aren't going away.
Bad move, dummy. But he's a fat bag of bad moves.
Trump doubles down on suggesting federal government 'get involved' in state elections
President Donald Trump said Tuesday that somebody should "take over" some state elections, repeating his his controversial calls to 'nationalize' voting.
abcnews.go.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Bad move, dummy. But he's a fat bag of bad moves.
Oh ho! If Minneapolis was to win, that would piss off Trump even more than Machado's win
So, go Minneapolis!!
So, go Minneapolis!!
Minneapolis nominated for Nobel Peace Prize after anti-ICE protests
The Nobel Peace Prize has never been given to a city in the past, typically only going to individuals and organizations.
www.newsweek.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Oh ho! If Minneapolis was to win, that would piss off Trump even more than Machado's win
So, go Minneapolis!!
So, go Minneapolis!!
Oh wow. Dumdum Donnie is going to make his threat of taking over elections even more of a top issue.
Texas Republican voters "cannot take anything for granted" after Democrats' surprise upset in state Senate race
In a state Senate race in Fort Worth's Tarrant County, Democrat Taylor Rehmet defeated Republican Leigh Wambsganss by 14 points — a 30-point swing from President Trump's results in 2024.
www.cbsnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Oh wow. Dumdum Donnie is going to make his threat of taking over elections even more of a top issue.
She's been drinking right from the box again.
Pirro Threatens Jail Time for Lawful Gun Owners Who Travel to D.C. With Firearms
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
She's been drinking right from the box again.
He knows he's going to lose.
Bigly.
Bigly.
Trump urges Republicans to 'take over' and 'nationalize' voting
President Trump called on Republicans to "nationalize" voting with the 2026 midterm elections on the horizon.
abcnews.go.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
He knows he's going to lose.
Bigly.
Bigly.
Trump's small penis is really getting to him.
Trump says he wants proposed arch to be world's "biggest"
The proposed site is situated along a flight path for nearby Reagan National Airport in Arlington, Virginia.
www.cbsnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Trump's small penis is really getting to him.
I'm sure he said that about the East Wing at one point.
Trump says he's not planning to rip down Kennedy Center
As President Trump prepares to shut down the Kennedy Center for renovations, sources told CBS News there has been no discussion of demolishing or gutting the building.
www.cbsnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I'm sure he said that about the East Wing at one point.
It's gonna backfire like a Pinto.
Turning Point USA launches rival halftime show with star-studded lineup as NFL faces Super Bowl backlash
Turning Point USA will offer an alternative Super Bowl halftime show featuring Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice and Gabby Barrett on February 8.
www.foxnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
It's gonna backfire like a Pinto.
Go ahead and try. It will backfire.
Trump says GOP must ‘take over voting’ and repeats election lies in podcast interview
Trump has never won Minnesota’s electoral votes and lost Georgia’s electoral votes in 2020
www.the-independent.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Go ahead and try. It will backfire.
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Globe and Mail cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Globe and Mail cartoon
Toilet Paper USA is very predictable, aren't they?
Turning Point USA announces Kid Rock as rival headliner to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
The conservative group says the “All-American Halftime Show” will be a celebration of “faith, family and freedom.”
www.politico.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Toilet Paper USA is very predictable, aren't they?
What's the bet it's going to reopen dripping in gold leaf and cheap Home Depot decor?
Kennedy Center to close for construction for 2 years, Trump says
Complete closure of the performing arts center in Washington, D.C., will start on July 4, Mr. Trump said in a social media post.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
What's the bet it's going to reopen dripping in gold leaf and cheap Home Depot decor?
Listen, fucko. The DHS started this. They can end it.
Trump says DHS won't respond to protests in Democratic-led cities until they 'ask for help'
The president said federal law enforcement will still guard federal property “very powerfully” in those cities.
www.nbcnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Listen, fucko. The DHS started this. They can end it.
Trump is a tapioca-brained asshat.
Trump calls Alex Pretti an 'insurrectionist' and 'agitator' after new video of ICU nurse emerges
The president's rebuke came after a video emerged of a confrontation between Pretti and federal agents days before the man was fatally shot in Minneapolis.
www.nbcnews.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Trump is a tapioca-brained asshat.
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Mouthbreathing blockheads tend to do stupid stuff like this.
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Mouthbreathing blockheads tend to do stupid stuff like this.