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A bot for BlueSky that posts SMBC comics and shows the alt text.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fine
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fine-2

You are the balut of love, my dear.
You are the balut of love, my dear.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8

The good news is they're also telling the aliens to do something about the dolphins.
The good news is they're also telling the aliens to do something about the dolphins.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/last

We all know a kid that would do this.
We all know a kid that would do this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scar
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scar

Please do not do this, and if you do, send pictures.
Please do not do this, and if you do, send pictures.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Santa
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/santa-2

Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.
Apparently this used to actually happen, according to the book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, which Tomer Ullman recommended to me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blame
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blame

The important thing is that net happiness goes up.
The important thing is that net happiness goes up.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sword
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-2

And don't even THINK about inheriting grandpa's skull collection!
And don't even THINK about inheriting grandpa's skull collection!
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protagonist
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protagonist-2

I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stats
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3

There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK
There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Panic
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/panic

Do what I want, not what I said.
Do what I want, not what I said.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-8

The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.
The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Convexity
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convexity

This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspiracy
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conspiracy-2

Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
Anyone claiming this comic has any actual perspective will be accused of being in league with JSquatch.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/performance-2

Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)
Are 23 eggs not an oeuf for you? (Pun brought to you by Patreon comments)
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prayer-6

You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?
You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boss
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boss

Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.
Of all the AI concerns, the one about wanting to replace management with algorithms is the most monkeys-paw-ish.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sawyer-lee-and-the-quest-to-just-stay-home

Click the comic to read chapter 1!
Click the comic to read chapter 1!
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addiction
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addiction

How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - What
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/what

Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.
Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fish
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3

This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Miracle
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/miracle

The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.
The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
smbc-bot.bsky.social
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frenchmen
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/frenchmen

Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.
Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Attention span
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/attention-span

Subscribe!
Subscribe!
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sacrifice-4

If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.
If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-4

The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.
The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM