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Really bad at making decisions, including what to say in this description.
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December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
His GRANT of healing for her… okay, NOW you’re free to move on, because of my benevolence… it’s frankly insulting. 100% for his benefit, not hers. Not any of theirs.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Another reason I adore Finland.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(The other option was the one about Sarah Winchester, and… um… no.)
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Many states have laws that include that presumption. Laws that were written long before DNA tests were invented. The law always lags behind technology.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Clearly, you’re riddled with egrets.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Olive will lend a paw.
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Remind me to tell you about the time Disney laid me off 2 months short of my 20th anniversary… (hashtag not bitter)
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Beards are good, mullets are bad.
September 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She’s already made up her mind to leave, she just doesn’t want to be the one to pull the plug.
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Would it kill him to validate just one of her emotions?
September 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You’re here and not on Twitter!
August 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM