Chris
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Science compels us to explode the sun.
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I didn’t want to get out of bed bc it was cold, but I did, I put on some short shorts, and two hoodies (bc it is actually cold) and went for a walk somewhere green. Would recommend.
15.0h of theoretical 2025 billable time left and counting
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
15.0h of theoretical 2025 billable time left and counting
Oh, so you passed on it and it blew up in your faces and now you think we'll all come in months after the fact when you bother to deign us with it?
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh, so you passed on it and it blew up in your faces and now you think we'll all come in months after the fact when you bother to deign us with it?
Why are legal people always so rude? Is it bred into them? Does being polite introduce liability?
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why are legal people always so rude? Is it bred into them? Does being polite introduce liability?
22.5h left on the clock this year, gang
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
22.5h left on the clock this year, gang
I'm pleased to note that the points of data re the improvement in my 100m swim time make a beautiful line over the last 6mo. Consequently I can inform shareholders that I should achieve wet teleportation by end Q2 2027.
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm pleased to note that the points of data re the improvement in my 100m swim time make a beautiful line over the last 6mo. Consequently I can inform shareholders that I should achieve wet teleportation by end Q2 2027.
Day 3 of All The Things She Said being stuck in my head
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Day 3 of All The Things She Said being stuck in my head
I cannot stress how little effort I am willing to give to work this week. Like seriously, it’s actually embarrassing.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I cannot stress how little effort I am willing to give to work this week. Like seriously, it’s actually embarrassing.
[Heated Rivalry e4]
I just rewatched the last 5min bc t.A.T.u has been stuck in my head the last 4h and I needed to Shazam the other version and I have questions. What was the deal with the other guy? [rhetorical] Like she didn't seem to have any issue with him being all up in there and then at […]
I just rewatched the last 5min bc t.A.T.u has been stuck in my head the last 4h and I needed to Shazam the other version and I have questions. What was the deal with the other guy? [rhetorical] Like she didn't seem to have any issue with him being all up in there and then at […]
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December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[Heated Rivalry e4]
I just rewatched the last 5min bc t.A.T.u has been stuck in my head the last 4h and I needed to Shazam the other version and I have questions. What was the deal with the other guy? [rhetorical] Like she didn't seem to have any issue with him being all up in there and then at […]
I just rewatched the last 5min bc t.A.T.u has been stuck in my head the last 4h and I needed to Shazam the other version and I have questions. What was the deal with the other guy? [rhetorical] Like she didn't seem to have any issue with him being all up in there and then at […]
All The Things She Said still a stone cold banger tho
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All The Things She Said still a stone cold banger tho
[Heated Rivalry e4]
I’m not necessarily saying to try and age them up but it’s been almost a decade at this point and like no one seems to have really acknowledged this?
I’m not necessarily saying to try and age them up but it’s been almost a decade at this point and like no one seems to have really acknowledged this?
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
[Heated Rivalry e4]
I’m not necessarily saying to try and age them up but it’s been almost a decade at this point and like no one seems to have really acknowledged this?
I’m not necessarily saying to try and age them up but it’s been almost a decade at this point and like no one seems to have really acknowledged this?
The Canadian on a podcast I listen to recommended a show he and his wife watch, Heated Rivalry, which the Americans were all ‘ugh it’s about hockey’ and moved on.
Bro. Heteros.
Bro. Heteros.
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Canadian on a podcast I listen to recommended a show he and his wife watch, Heated Rivalry, which the Americans were all ‘ugh it’s about hockey’ and moved on.
Bro. Heteros.
Bro. Heteros.
The office is filled with people who have confused ownership of a Christmas jumper, with having a personality.
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The office is filled with people who have confused ownership of a Christmas jumper, with having a personality.
What is it with people NOT COVERING THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS COUGHING???
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
What is it with people NOT COVERING THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS COUGHING???
I really need something to idle loop with on my phone that isn’t Reddit(/Lemmy) or the news
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I really need something to idle loop with on my phone that isn’t Reddit(/Lemmy) or the news
"What if we skipped past the stops that have no alternative for this service, then run the next one which would already be packed at half length?" - some cunt at SWR HQ
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"What if we skipped past the stops that have no alternative for this service, then run the next one which would already be packed at half length?" - some cunt at SWR HQ
Just finished another 30min honest-to-dog telephone call with Apple because I removed everything from my iCloud Mail and it still shows 2.7GB of data in my iCloud. This has flummoxed 2x two separate layers of Apple Support now over the course of 4w.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just finished another 30min honest-to-dog telephone call with Apple because I removed everything from my iCloud Mail and it still shows 2.7GB of data in my iCloud. This has flummoxed 2x two separate layers of Apple Support now over the course of 4w.
“Just in the Nicholas of time”
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Just in the Nicholas of time”
Despair! At the Uniqlo [as none of the trousers fit my misshapen body]
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Despair! At the Uniqlo [as none of the trousers fit my misshapen body]
If you can find it in suitably international waters, Heated Rivalry is top tier.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you can find it in suitably international waters, Heated Rivalry is top tier.
I say this with my full chest, as a Chris[topher], what a stupid name ‘Kip’ is.
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I say this with my full chest, as a Chris[topher], what a stupid name ‘Kip’ is.
Fucking solicitors, I swear to dog. Sit on a thing for 2 full months. Then write a hard copy letter to you dated 1st, which because RM are shit now takes until the 5th to come through and demand a response (which could be hard copy) by the 10th. Good job I'm not on fucking holiday or something […]
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December 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fucking solicitors, I swear to dog. Sit on a thing for 2 full months. Then write a hard copy letter to you dated 1st, which because RM are shit now takes until the 5th to come through and demand a response (which could be hard copy) by the 10th. Good job I'm not on fucking holiday or something […]
V into the significant uptick in David-inclusive content on LTT the last couple months
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
V into the significant uptick in David-inclusive content on LTT the last couple months
One of the interviewee kids today was a gay and well I guess we have to hire him as a matter of principle, don’t we.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One of the interviewee kids today was a gay and well I guess we have to hire him as a matter of principle, don’t we.
You'll be pleased to hear the public transport system in Caen is called 'Twisto', which is my new favourite name for a PT system.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You'll be pleased to hear the public transport system in Caen is called 'Twisto', which is my new favourite name for a PT system.