small thin dog
@smallthindog.bsky.social
Not small, not thin. Also, not a dog. Profile pic by the very talented @wangleberry
The first ever Gladiator twins, MYALGIA and MYOPIA
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The first ever Gladiator twins, MYALGIA and MYOPIA
Ok, spouse and I have had a think and come up with STATIN, STENT, EQUITY RELEASE and MAMIL
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Ok, spouse and I have had a think and come up with STATIN, STENT, EQUITY RELEASE and MAMIL
Can you face the might of... INHALER
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Can you face the might of... INHALER
And correctly so!
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
And correctly so!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Mushroom! Mushroom!
You'd think there had been enough fury at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium in recent times
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
You'd think there had been enough fury at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium in recent times
I am trying to work with my spicy brain - weaponising my sympathetic animism so I have to put the scissors back where they go every time because otherwise the goose will be sad
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I am trying to work with my spicy brain - weaponising my sympathetic animism so I have to put the scissors back where they go every time because otherwise the goose will be sad
At least a dozen - but none for the last year, because we now have one of these guys, who sits on the bathroom windowsill and holds them politely! He also corrals all the hairbands around his neck:
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
At least a dozen - but none for the last year, because we now have one of these guys, who sits on the bathroom windowsill and holds them politely! He also corrals all the hairbands around his neck:
Sadly not a historical eel, but I thought you might like to see this little guy on an eely big adventure:
BBC News - Eel spotted on street after heavy rain
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Eel spotted on street after heavy rain
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Eel spotted on Jersey street after heavy rain causes flash floods
A local resident says it was
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Sadly not a historical eel, but I thought you might like to see this little guy on an eely big adventure:
BBC News - Eel spotted on street after heavy rain
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Eel spotted on street after heavy rain
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
And you do not want to have missed an unintended consequence, the courts get very sarcastic about things like that.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
And you do not want to have missed an unintended consequence, the courts get very sarcastic about things like that.
Yes! And now I draft legislation, so it is literally my job!
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Yes! And now I draft legislation, so it is literally my job!
If you haven't seen Lost In Austen (Brit programme from about 15 years ago) it is exactly this with Pride and Prejudice and it is so much fun.
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
If you haven't seen Lost In Austen (Brit programme from about 15 years ago) it is exactly this with Pride and Prejudice and it is so much fun.
He is gorgeous!
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
He is gorgeous!
That is Sprocket from Fraggle Rock and I claim my £5
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
That is Sprocket from Fraggle Rock and I claim my £5
don't threaten me with a good time
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
don't threaten me with a good time
That is exactly the aim!
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
That is exactly the aim!
Imagine the extra fabric like a flying squirrel's, um, flaps between the skiiers' legs...
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Imagine the extra fabric like a flying squirrel's, um, flaps between the skiiers' legs...
That makes me think of this, which brings me great joy:
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
That makes me think of this, which brings me great joy:
Disqualified from the human race for shoving.
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Disqualified from the human race for shoving.
I had to look him up, and I can see it. If they need to go younger maybe Craig Parkinson?
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I had to look him up, and I can see it. If they need to go younger maybe Craig Parkinson?