Trent “Legacy” Valor
@smallmktminded.bsky.social
🦬 Founder, Caribou FC (1978 ➡️ Forever)
🇺🇸 Commissioner, F.R.E.E.D.O.M. League
📍 Location: Unrecognized but undeniable
📈 Nostalgia is my asset class
⚖️ Parody is my keeper. Satire is my striker.
📰 smallmktminded.substack.com
🇺🇸 Commissioner, F.R.E.E.D.O.M. League
📍 Location: Unrecognized but undeniable
📈 Nostalgia is my asset class
⚖️ Parody is my keeper. Satire is my striker.
📰 smallmktminded.substack.com
They told us America wasn’t ready. Fine. We took FREEDOM overseas.
Andorra is just the beginning — the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.
Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.
📫 Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Andorra is just the beginning — the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.
Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.
📫 Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
They told us America wasn’t ready. Fine. We took FREEDOM overseas.
Andorra is just the beginning — the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.
Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.
📫 Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Andorra is just the beginning — the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.
Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.
📫 Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Fans want tradition
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
July 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fans want tradition
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
No stadium. No roster. No league.
But I do have:
✅ An LLC
✅ A leather jacket
✅ A LinkedIn post about “disrupting lower league soccer”
The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising
But I do have:
✅ An LLC
✅ A leather jacket
✅ A LinkedIn post about “disrupting lower league soccer”
The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising
July 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
No stadium. No roster. No league.
But I do have:
✅ An LLC
✅ A leather jacket
✅ A LinkedIn post about “disrupting lower league soccer”
The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising
But I do have:
✅ An LLC
✅ A leather jacket
✅ A LinkedIn post about “disrupting lower league soccer”
The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising
I’m not here to run a soccer club.
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
July 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m not here to run a soccer club.
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
I’ve flipped protein powders.
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.
But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.
But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising
July 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve flipped protein powders.
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.
But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.
But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Proud to unveil the next chapter in American soccer heritage:
🏔️COLORADO CARIBOU 1978 FC.🦌
This isn’t a “startup.”
This is a resurrection.
A visionary reclamation of one of America’s most iconic football legacies.
The future wears fringe. #CaribouRising
Proud to unveil the next chapter in American soccer heritage:
🏔️COLORADO CARIBOU 1978 FC.🦌
This isn’t a “startup.”
This is a resurrection.
A visionary reclamation of one of America’s most iconic football legacies.
The future wears fringe. #CaribouRising
July 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Proud to unveil the next chapter in American soccer heritage:
🏔️COLORADO CARIBOU 1978 FC.🦌
This isn’t a “startup.”
This is a resurrection.
A visionary reclamation of one of America’s most iconic football legacies.
The future wears fringe. #CaribouRising
Proud to unveil the next chapter in American soccer heritage:
🏔️COLORADO CARIBOU 1978 FC.🦌
This isn’t a “startup.”
This is a resurrection.
A visionary reclamation of one of America’s most iconic football legacies.
The future wears fringe. #CaribouRising