Oh I’m so down, i don’t speak a single language east of Suez and last time they let me work on a gasoline engine it exploded but I can read a map and I have a limited understanding of my own mortality

Back in my wild youth I used to be able to put down a bottle of wine in under 30 seconds using a bendy straw

I want it to come with a posh guy in a funny hat to drive it for me

Furthermore DEVGRU must be destroyed

- SEALs are by far the worst offender here, why does the navy have a terrestrial commando unit? They need to be cut back to basically just the SDV teams, some elements divested to something like Force Recon, and the rest of the mission set handed over to Army SOF

This. There is no maritime mission SEALs can perform that wouldn’t be better served by recon marines and there is no shore based mission that wouldn’t be better served by CAG or rangers. The only thing I’d consider maintaining are SDV teams.

Like Invisible being in a metal gear game that came out before the song did

Australia are trailing by 49 runs at 123 for 9

They did this to you?

I don’t know enough about CBRN defence to answer the first part because I’m not a nerd but anything other than those two absolute positions is just ridiculous to me

Listen. Either beards are completely incompatible with respirators, and CBRN defence is so crucial that this is disqualifying, OR they aren’t and/or it isn’t. in the first case, no beards for anyone, no waivers, no exemptions, no cool SOF beards, and in the second then beards are fine for everyone

I’d have simply told him to consider long range fires. just need to find the latin translation of “Joint Multi-Domain Effector“

I only use one button on any microwave and it’s “add 30 sec”. anything I’m microwaving is getting microwaved in 30 second increments. label specifies something else? too bad I’m going to the closest 30 seconds

I’d argue it’s about particles behaving in very normal ways because that’s how all particles act when we’re not observing them. The particles being observed are the weird ones

listen big dawg the only dialectic I'm trying to see right now is between firing and maneuvering