「 🦊 𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎 🐾 」
@slyfoxhustler.bsky.social
Former con artist. | Written by Elias
"Hey, hey. Quit poking my nose, that thing is sensitive-"
Moving his claw away from his nose.
Moving his claw away from his nose.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Hey, hey. Quit poking my nose, that thing is sensitive-"
Moving his claw away from his nose.
Moving his claw away from his nose.
"That's better."
Flipping through streaming on TV for stuff to watch.
Flipping through streaming on TV for stuff to watch.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"That's better."
Flipping through streaming on TV for stuff to watch.
Flipping through streaming on TV for stuff to watch.
"Tsk, tsk. Gonna have to try something else then-"
Picking up another potato chip, holding it up high above Stitch.
Picking up another potato chip, holding it up high above Stitch.
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Tsk, tsk. Gonna have to try something else then-"
Picking up another potato chip, holding it up high above Stitch.
Picking up another potato chip, holding it up high above Stitch.
"Yeahhhh, that chip is not going anywhere, buddy. You got a lot of work to do."
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Yeahhhh, that chip is not going anywhere, buddy. You got a lot of work to do."
"Good to know we're on the same page here, bluey. My apartment, my rules."
Lays a potato chip on his nose.
Lays a potato chip on his nose.
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Good to know we're on the same page here, bluey. My apartment, my rules."
Lays a potato chip on his nose.
Lays a potato chip on his nose.
"Shelter, huh-"
Nick thought about this for a moment.
"Alright, fine. Just don't go raiding my poor, cheap refrigerator. I'd rather not have to go buy food at the worst time."
Nick thought about this for a moment.
"Alright, fine. Just don't go raiding my poor, cheap refrigerator. I'd rather not have to go buy food at the worst time."
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Shelter, huh-"
Nick thought about this for a moment.
"Alright, fine. Just don't go raiding my poor, cheap refrigerator. I'd rather not have to go buy food at the worst time."
Nick thought about this for a moment.
"Alright, fine. Just don't go raiding my poor, cheap refrigerator. I'd rather not have to go buy food at the worst time."
"Note to self, lock the windows at night. Alright, what are you looking for? Food? 'Cause all I have is junk."
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Note to self, lock the windows at night. Alright, what are you looking for? Food? 'Cause all I have is junk."
Just as he was about to stuff a potato chip into his mouth, paused and caught sight of Stitch.
"Y'know, I don't recall ever leaving my door open to uh...a little crawly guy like you."
"Y'know, I don't recall ever leaving my door open to uh...a little crawly guy like you."
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just as he was about to stuff a potato chip into his mouth, paused and caught sight of Stitch.
"Y'know, I don't recall ever leaving my door open to uh...a little crawly guy like you."
"Y'know, I don't recall ever leaving my door open to uh...a little crawly guy like you."
"...Oh. Morning."
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"...Oh. Morning."
"I always say 'no coffee, no go'. Because it's true."
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I always say 'no coffee, no go'. Because it's true."
"The morning is upon me and I haven't had enough coffee. Hope that sums it up for you."
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"The morning is upon me and I haven't had enough coffee. Hope that sums it up for you."
That's you. Nasty greedy abomination.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That's you. Nasty greedy abomination.
"Yeah...I don't think it works that way. But who am I tell you how to live? Just don't think you deserve be alone, and at a young age too."
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Yeah...I don't think it works that way. But who am I tell you how to live? Just don't think you deserve be alone, and at a young age too."
"...Self defense from what? Being hurt by other people?"
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"...Self defense from what? Being hurt by other people?"