Sluggo if he smoked weed
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Waiting around at work watching the snow fall trying not to fall asleep when I should be rocking around a dang Christmas tree!
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Waiting around at work watching the snow fall trying not to fall asleep when I should be rocking around a dang Christmas tree!
Oral B sold me an electric toothbrush that was missing the head... Let's just say they've "awakened the beast" if you know what I mean (I will be calling their customer service line (not shooting anyone))
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Oral B sold me an electric toothbrush that was missing the head... Let's just say they've "awakened the beast" if you know what I mean (I will be calling their customer service line (not shooting anyone))
Give me respect like Aretha/
Pushin P like urethra/
I'm a weed smokin alien girl take me down to your deala
Pushin P like urethra/
I'm a weed smokin alien girl take me down to your deala
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Give me respect like Aretha/
Pushin P like urethra/
I'm a weed smokin alien girl take me down to your deala
Pushin P like urethra/
I'm a weed smokin alien girl take me down to your deala
Changing out of my sweater after dinner so I don't stink up thr cashmere with ham sweats
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Changing out of my sweater after dinner so I don't stink up thr cashmere with ham sweats
Watching Escape from LA and missing the basketball part cuz I'm sleepy and dozed off
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Watching Escape from LA and missing the basketball part cuz I'm sleepy and dozed off
Me in high school after I got COD4
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Me in high school after I got COD4
Could have sworn Wisconsin was supposed to be cold. Oh well not gonna worry about it
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Could have sworn Wisconsin was supposed to be cold. Oh well not gonna worry about it
Liquid Death canned water has been a great way for concert venues to get another 10 bucks out of you when you go to the bar and ask for "a water"
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Liquid Death canned water has been a great way for concert venues to get another 10 bucks out of you when you go to the bar and ask for "a water"
Guy at the McDonald's drive-thru was holding a Motorola Razr to his ear with his shoulder while giving me my food, honestly a swaggy look
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Guy at the McDonald's drive-thru was holding a Motorola Razr to his ear with his shoulder while giving me my food, honestly a swaggy look
When you take your car into Firestone for a scheduled appointment and you go do your laundry and have lunch at Taco Bell and you get back and your car still isn't even on the lift
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When you take your car into Firestone for a scheduled appointment and you go do your laundry and have lunch at Taco Bell and you get back and your car still isn't even on the lift
Enjoying a #Youtube video on my break #semenretention
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Enjoying a #Youtube video on my break #semenretention
They're gonna try to make being really gross and depraved the new chic
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They're gonna try to make being really gross and depraved the new chic
Just to warn you guys I had a banana and a sugar free Red Bull so I gotta stick close to a bathroom
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just to warn you guys I had a banana and a sugar free Red Bull so I gotta stick close to a bathroom
This shit was 100% written by ChatGPT
"narco-terrorist" as a phrase is so phenomenal. combining the two biggest, decades-long foreign policy failures since the end of the cold war. i'm sure it'll work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This shit was 100% written by ChatGPT
The SiriusXM 90's station is purely meant for background noise in s workplace and absolutely not meant to be listened to voluntarily becausr only a massive psycho would want to hear What if God Was One of Us followed by Fuck Wit' Dre Day and then Walkin' in Memphis
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The SiriusXM 90's station is purely meant for background noise in s workplace and absolutely not meant to be listened to voluntarily becausr only a massive psycho would want to hear What if God Was One of Us followed by Fuck Wit' Dre Day and then Walkin' in Memphis
Despacito Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Despacito Christmas
I've been listening to the audiobook of Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power because it's such an influential text I wanted to check it out for myself. I was expecting to hate it but I can't help but find it very entertaining
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've been listening to the audiobook of Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power because it's such an influential text I wanted to check it out for myself. I was expecting to hate it but I can't help but find it very entertaining
I don't think there's ever a time when I couldn't go for a good ol fashioned hot dog
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don't think there's ever a time when I couldn't go for a good ol fashioned hot dog
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50 years today, damn
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
50 years today, damn
Don't usually like to toot my own horn but I gave myself the perfect Guinness pour tonight
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don't usually like to toot my own horn but I gave myself the perfect Guinness pour tonight
Got caught up in a Kevin Gates related traffic jam coming home and there were like 6 dudes walking up and down the side of the highway exit trying to sell bootleg T-shirts
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Got caught up in a Kevin Gates related traffic jam coming home and there were like 6 dudes walking up and down the side of the highway exit trying to sell bootleg T-shirts
Listening to an Edmund Fitzgerald podcast and I'm sad because I would have loved to be born 50 years earlier so I could have been a mariner on a Great Lakes freighter
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Listening to an Edmund Fitzgerald podcast and I'm sad because I would have loved to be born 50 years earlier so I could have been a mariner on a Great Lakes freighter
I'm sitting in a Cracker Barrel and I'm pleased to report there's all kinds of stupid farm tools and guns and crap hanging on the walls here
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm sitting in a Cracker Barrel and I'm pleased to report there's all kinds of stupid farm tools and guns and crap hanging on the walls here
Choose your fighter
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Choose your fighter
Telling Sam Altman "more like Open *Gay* I" and watching him instantly combust and turn into a little pile of ash
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Telling Sam Altman "more like Open *Gay* I" and watching him instantly combust and turn into a little pile of ash