Aaron Benoit
slowpass.bsky.social
Aaron Benoit
@slowpass.bsky.social
Just read the phrase “Russell Westbrook of the Sacramento Kings” and thought, “that can’t be right”
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Just a few hours into this Winter Olympics and I am once again an expert at all things curling
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Aaron Benoit
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
There’s something in the rule book that says that robots can’t play NFL football
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Losing the youth vote and the UFT 3 weeks in
NYC Mayor Mamdani says no traditional school snow day Monday
Public school students will either have to attend school in person or via remote learning, he says, and the city will decide by mid-Sunday.
gothamist.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
For the past half hour I’ve been hearing “Call Me Maybe” played by a middle school band through the pipes in the building
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Aaron Benoit
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Zohran Mamdani, what are you prepared to do about Robyn concerts being cut off when fire alarms are tripped at the Brooklyn Paramount
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Watching Eyes Wide Shut in 20 minute chunks on Tubi like Kubrick intended
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The aneurisms this OKC loss is gonna cause during convos on the greatest NBA teams of all time
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Buying an NBA Cup Finals Eastern Conference Representatives hat for @davecolon.bsky.social for Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me and like 6 other guys dying on the hill of “the bubble was incredible, the bubble chip should actually be worth MORE than a regular one, and the NBA Cup Is fun and good”
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It’s wild that Terry Zwigoff made Bad Santa. It would be like watching the opening credits for Superbad and seeing “Directed by Errol Morris”
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is the holiday season when I decide “Wonderful Christmas Time” is the ONLY good Christmas song by a Beatle
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair is the breeziest 4+ hours you’ll ever spend in a theater
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Spotify wrapped having a good ass time calling ppl old as hell because they listened to a Beatles song
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
V thankful to the Hold Steady who have announced that they will take the stage at 8pm for their weeknight show
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
New York I love you, but you’re bringing me…up?
What an embarrassing time to be a New York City hater
Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral race triumph puts the lie to New York City’s doubters and haters
nygroove.nyc
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dopamine the name of the new Robyn and what flooded my brain when I found out it existed
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Bless the Predator franchise for keeping alive the 1 hour 40-ish minute blockbuster
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Shoutout to all the DJs working Zohran’s “Turn the Volume Up” into their mix this weekend. That’s gonna go hard
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Zohran got almost as many votes as the population of Delaware
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Last season: Football is BACK in Washington
This season:
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM