Slouchyr
@slouchyr.bsky.social
If you start with the premise that trump's goal is to kill as many Americans as possible, then EVERYTHING he does makes sense.
Safety tip: These can be as dangerous as the ball bearings cartoon characters used to throw over their shoulders to trip up pursuers.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Safety tip: These can be as dangerous as the ball bearings cartoon characters used to throw over their shoulders to trip up pursuers.
Might be late, but "A" for b effort.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Might be late, but "A" for b effort.
At the vet's office.
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
At the vet's office.
Top to bottom, Tiger, Kinsey, Fauna.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Top to bottom, Tiger, Kinsey, Fauna.
4 deer ambling by when I came out. Eased phone out & side eyed it to get video. Missed some, but still got some good footage.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
4 deer ambling by when I came out. Eased phone out & side eyed it to get video. Missed some, but still got some good footage.
A very lovely day in the park until the UFOs opened fire. Probably too close to sniffing out the entry to Lizard People Land.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A very lovely day in the park until the UFOs opened fire. Probably too close to sniffing out the entry to Lizard People Land.
Yes, I know i said it ten times on this 5 minute walk, so far. But this time is REALLY is the best smell in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yes, I know i said it ten times on this 5 minute walk, so far. But this time is REALLY is the best smell in the world.
Come on! The very best smell in the whole world is just 1 foot further ahead!! Please let me smell!
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Come on! The very best smell in the whole world is just 1 foot further ahead!! Please let me smell!
We'll avenge you, mother! We'll break this concrete that smothered you, with the fiery anger of 1000 Melania Christmas trees!
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We'll avenge you, mother! We'll break this concrete that smothered you, with the fiery anger of 1000 Melania Christmas trees!
Sitting in my favorite diner in the best shopping area around enjoying the view of the hill.
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sitting in my favorite diner in the best shopping area around enjoying the view of the hill.
Nah, these Antifa thugs came armed to kill. That's at least a 15oz tin of beans.
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nah, these Antifa thugs came armed to kill. That's at least a 15oz tin of beans.
Pot pie is getting cold in the microwave. Hope my hand is freed soon.
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pot pie is getting cold in the microwave. Hope my hand is freed soon.
I felt bad because I had no shoes, then I met a dog who had no feet.
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I felt bad because I had no shoes, then I met a dog who had no feet.
Fauna can wade through some deep water or tall weeds.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fauna can wade through some deep water or tall weeds.
What? You left it here for 5 seconds.
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What? You left it here for 5 seconds.
May I suggest these government paid able bodieds as ag workers? They're not doing anything productive now. If they can take down the elderly, they should be able to handle a cabbage.
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
May I suggest these government paid able bodieds as ag workers? They're not doing anything productive now. If they can take down the elderly, they should be able to handle a cabbage.
A little crispy outside, but cosy in here.
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A little crispy outside, but cosy in here.
Revenge for the unmade bed is nigh
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Revenge for the unmade bed is nigh
