I plan on having attended.

And they said romance was dead!

And tomorrow they'll be right back to being the mindless, pro-Trump cult-goblins they've always been.

You are mistaken 🤔

They look like free-range vaginas that haven't seen the Sun in months.

"I'm sure he's learned his lesson." --blithering idiot Susan Collins

I felt the exact same way when my insane, drug-addicted wife left....like a weight off my shoulders, and I could really breath again. It meant I raised my son alone, by myself, but it was far better than the living hell my ex would have put him through as a child.

A dry summary, but not as dry as Ben Shapiro's wife.