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The one with Jacob Elordi on the cover obvs.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ironically, that picture makes it look like he's clenching his buttocks the hardest possible to prevent a fleeing fart.
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*scratch record*

*needle drop for Ring of Fire starts*
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ok, that's fair-- I thought they were sat down like yesterday or something.
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The. Brown. University. Shooter. Is. Still. At. Large.

...Are you f'ing kidding me?
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Everywhere:

#BringBackJoe

I want him to see it and hear it Everywhere. When he wakes up, when he goes to sleep. When he goes out. When he's at MAL. I want him to hear it all the time like if it were tinnitus even after he leaves office and for many, MANY years to come:

#BringBackJoe
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fuck AI.

All my homies hate AI.
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Most AI is slop.

But not most of all slop is AI.
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And of course Fiennes gives a very caring and brilliant interpretation of the character- and different in some important regards from what I got in the book.
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Really? Oh definitely check it out- nothing to be afraid of if you take it on its own terms. It's really good. And it's...actually different in some important regards from the novel. Not least of which they make the plot leaner and punchier.
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Eventually we're going to end up with you wanting to re-watch and write about The English Patient again- and I just want to be the first to very much encourage you to do it. (People remember the "Romance" angle...and overlook what a twisty spy/war thriller narrative it has. Should be revisited.)
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I would like to propose that each of us start chanting, and encourage others to chant, "Bring back Joe!" wherever he goes.

100% aneurysm confirmed.
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Well Chyna's not gonna like that.
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Justice Sotomayor stating the plainly obvious... that somehow (most) elected position Dems skirt around.

They should be upfront about the ridiculous conflicts of interests and perceptions of corruption.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
❤️ Gracias, Jamescito- one of the best of the year.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Proof that if you an exercise with enough bad form...it too can be a lower back exercise. A very very punishing lower back exercise.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Patrick you fail to factor in that Palmer is also breeding an army of mole people.
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
fuck waingro

all my homies hate waingro
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I would do an inventory of your shoes, just in case 😂
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
WTF "they were both incompetent" 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And their Disney counterpart:
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yoyo AND Gogo were awesome
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM