i keep thinking about three way with Emmrich where Bull has to sit and wait for like fifteen minutes while Dorian gets out of all his buckles and Emmrich takes off all his jewelry

(Hot af after that tho)

[my friend Luca is an important doctor at the hospital. He is a big, intelligent, Mexican dog.] ???????

YYYEESSSSSSS

Absolutely shredded Qunari bf: 😈
learning what he eats: 😨

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oh absolutely agree, I think Bull loves cooking and is great at it. I think he’d always be down to make food for his bf but wouldn’t push about what he’s eating when Bull isn’t around

Dorian, though, the first time he’s over at Lakraas’s place and opens the refrigerator, has a breakdown

Bull is concerned when he discovers this but isn’t able to make much progress with it so when Dorian comes along he discovers the same thing and is absolutely horrified

they’re pretty good friends but also he’s the bane of her existence

They get to the exalted council and people start talking about disbanding the Inquisition and Lakraas says FUCK YES get me out of here

He and Bull start dating first and then meet Dorian and both of them are like 👀👀👀 and it starts with them just hooking up with Dorian and then Dorian and Bull catch feelings for each other but Lakraas and Dorian don’t quite vibe romantically but they all try dating anyways and it is A Mess

okay more Lakraas facts: I think he would be a personal trainer and he and Bull meet at the gym where he works and he’s super jealous/impressed/turned on to see someone who can deadlift more than he can

He absolutely does

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