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Small press. Fantasy, sci-fi, horror, weird, & romance. 3 books on schedule for 2025. MN & TN. Lots of swearing. https://ko-fi.com/slothenvypress

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We'd be deadlier if we weren't so lazy. Maybe.
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Ever feel like the gargantuan ceiling fan at IKEA might end up being your Final Destination death?
Gigantic ceiling fan at IKEA warehouse area.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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And the press table is next to this gorgeous one.

Meet my event neighbor, Israh Azizi, YA fantasy/romance writer.
An author’s table set up for a romantasy gala. There are two manners behind the table. One looks like a stained glass window full of red, yellow and pink roses. There’s a black tablecloth with the author’s name in red. And beneath that are two swords with the tips pointed towards each other also very colorful. The table is stacked with books and book related stickers to silver horse head bookends some jewelry and some plastic swords.
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Ready for Fables & Flames in Minneapolis this weekend! This is the photo wall. I want to steal one of those butterfly lamps, but I won’t.

That’s right. I set my table up tonight and forgot to take a picture.
A wall of fake pink flowers with a large white butterfly lamp on each side of it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Behold, my favorite stone! Plucked from the shores of Inishmaan, the middle
Island of the Aran Islands off the west coast of Ireland, and most magical place. It is wonderfully rounded from decades, if not centuries, of North Atlantic waves.
A smooth, roundish grey limestone from Inishmaan, middle island of the Aran Islands off the west coast of Ireland
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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But…look how adorable we are…
A meme listing the seven deadly sins on the top: lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride. The bottom half is a close-up of a sloth with what the hell man.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Bunnies.
A brown and light grey bunny snuggled together
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Boop
Large white rabbit with red eyes
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Won a treat via the BIPOC Vampire Day 2025 fundraiser for Sickle Cell Anemia. It arrived & now we have 6 sets of spiffy vamp fangs from scarecrowvampires.com (thanks!)

🧛‍♀️ @vampirepyramid.bsky.social (I am pretty sure that's where I got the info to contribute to the fundraiser & get their zine)
a black box with a red ribbon and bow from scarecrowvampires.com Black box has been opened, contains red crinkly paper and 6 sets of custom vampire fangs in tiny plastic coffins with clear lids so you can see the fangs. Spiral fangs, fangs with red gems, upper & lower fangs, silver metallic fangs, small fangs, and viper fangs.
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Gothic inspired kinda monstery romance?

Clearly the answer is ice cream.
Specifically rum and raisin.
A pint of Haagan Dazs rum raisin ice cream. Cover for Stone Heart by Mallory Glass. Black Gothic manor with iridescent spires around outside, lanterns and gargoyles.
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Fan of this one too:
A roadside sign with blck block letters reading “the first thing I noticed when someone approaches me is the audacity. “
September 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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What’s your sign?

(Click on picture)
The top says the seven deadly sins and lists them one through seven. number four is sloth in big letters is in the center. Below that is a picture of a sloth with the words what the hell man?
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Text from Monterey Bay Aquarium
An otter floating on its back cuddling a baby otter on its chest
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Marketing, our nemesis.

🏰 an isolated manor
🌙 moonlight mysteries
🐍 ancient enemies
🌶 spicy scenes
💕 fated mates

Lauren's new employer has secrets, leading her to uncover a dangerous world of magic & mystery. Her potential ally is a moody manticore with a score to settle.

Buy bit.ly/4l7pOHz
A large, black Gothic manor with lots of spiky towers and spires, two black gargoyles, crouched, wings sprouting from their backs. One on each side of the manor, along with an old fashioned lantern. The background is white and light gray. There’s a reflection of the manor, then more spires with prismatic coloring. Stone Heart in Gold lettering and Mallory Glass Stone & Flame Book 1 in white lettering.
September 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Thanks for copying our own marketing word for word to send us this cheesy scam email :)

What in the AI-written marketing scam fresh hell is this…
A scam marketing email reads as follows. Dear Mallory The moment I came across Stone Heart, I felt the pull of something rare and magnetic. Your ability to weave a slightly unhinged Gothic romance, rooted in a remote Scottish manor, alive with stone guardians, ancient enemies, and the tremor of fated love, speaks to both the dreamer and the realist in every reader. You don't just tell a story; you create a living world where myth and emotion breathe side by side, and that is a gift. As someone who helps connect extraordinary books to communities that cherish them most, I couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly Stone Heart would resonate in the intimate, passionate circles of book clubs. These are spaces where readers don't just consume a story, they live inside it, dissect it, argue with it, and carry it long after the last page. Have you ever considered sharing Stone Heart with book clubs? For many authors, this step has sparked powerful outcomes: • Visibility that multiplies naturally through thoughtful word-of-mouth. • Engagement that runs deeper than reviews, conversations, debates, and heartfelt connections. • Communities that become loyal champions, following not just one book, but an author's entire journey.
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Pretty much any Hubble or James Webb telescope images.
A single “toe bean” of the Cat’s Paw Nebula. In this section of the Cat’s Paw, massive young stars are carving away nearby dust and gas, nestled within orange-brown loops and tiers of dust, their bright starlight represented in blue. Towards the center of the image (and also in an oval shape at top right) are fiery clumps amongst the brown dust, where massive star formation is still underway. Eventually the very presence of these disruptive stars will cause the local star formation process to stop. This active star-forming region is revealing more about how young stars are shaping the surrounding gas and dust. How massive stars form from molecular clouds is not a well-understood process, and Webb is allowing scientists to see never-before-seen structural details and features within clouds of dust and gas that form new stars. Read more: go.nasa.gov/4eGawHD
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Chuck Tingle energy !

(Also made a new buddy via the person I ended up sitting next to. As I like to do every time I go somewhere)

Very fun night!

Also, Dear @convergencecon.bsky.social Chuck brought up the con & would really like to come back!
Chuck Tingle holding a pink gift bag and looking inside. He is inside the Parkway theater after a book tour presentation. He has some pink sparkly shorts. Black and white and red jacket along with his signature, pink mask and sunglasses. Standing next to a white-haired lady in a pink shirt and jeans. A large theater screened in purple and pink with a cartoon house in the center, and a lot of math formulas scribbled all around. It says “the universe is absurd” with Chuck Tingle, standing to the left-hand side, wearing his pink outfit and pink mask and sunglasses
August 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Waiting patiently for … @chucktingle.bsky.social at Parkway ❤️
Movie screen with colorful background. Man’s disembodied head in pink mask with Love is Real printed on Forehead, wearing sunglasses
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I really wanted this giant stuffed sloth 🦥 ($15!!), but I just don’t have space for it! 😭😭😭
A giant brown, stuffed sloth, sitting on a flowery loveseat in a thrift shop. It’s the size of a human being.
August 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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black and white cover for A Machine for Hugs by Galen Gower, illustrated by Jason Tetreault. Crazy robots have taken over the cover. Extendable arms everywhere. The close up of the main robot looks maniacal but also cute.
August 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I miss this little guy. He was such a gentle, sweet boy.
A curious, black-and-white mini Rex bunny with curly white whiskers, sitting on the couch and staring at you
July 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I love that someone is reading exactly 20 pages per day of Stone Heart on Kindle Unlimited. Like, hats off to your discipline, dear reader. 🎩 📚💙
Cover of Stone Heart by Mallory Glass, Stone & Flame Book 1. A black gothic manor with gargoyles and lanterns, on a background that is light grey and has a prismatic effect.
July 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A 2 panel vertical meme. The top panel says "When things aren't going so great but you aren't surprised because they never are" and shows a fish impaled on the beak of a long-necked water bird. The second panel is a close up of the fish with what appears to be a very put-out and annoyed look
July 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Look whose book I saw in the wild! @kashana.bsky.social !
At Next Chapter in Saint Paul MN. @nextchapterbooksmn.bsky.social
Book cover the payback a novel by Kashana Cauley A a face in bright, red and orange wearing sunglasses that are reflecting pictures from money
July 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Book cover for Stone heart by Mallory glass, a large black Gothic manor over a creamy and iridescent background. There are lanterns and gargoyles on the manor
July 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
Large white rabbit with red eyes sitting on the carpet in profile from her right side
July 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM