close and yes cigar
@sloppycopy.bsky.social
there's always room on the broom 🧚♀️✨
istg it's so often the most gullible impressionable people that would still say Ethan Klein is a Zionist. like if you showed the evidence to a normal person in a vacuum they would be so confused at how you got to that conclusion
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
istg it's so often the most gullible impressionable people that would still say Ethan Klein is a Zionist. like if you showed the evidence to a normal person in a vacuum they would be so confused at how you got to that conclusion
all my homies are volatile messy bitches with hearts of gold
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
all my homies are volatile messy bitches with hearts of gold
watching both halftime shows simultaneously on two different devices because I'm a swing voter
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
watching both halftime shows simultaneously on two different devices because I'm a swing voter
they programmed the robot vacuums to predict where you are likely to do tasks so that it can always be underfoot
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
they programmed the robot vacuums to predict where you are likely to do tasks so that it can always be underfoot
😌🥰 wow nice thank you for destroying penguin habitat for this tool
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
😌🥰 wow nice thank you for destroying penguin habitat for this tool
I regret (delight) to inform you that this entire person, with their own life and memories and wins and mistakes and future, had the wrong opinion in 2011 and is now a 0 instead of a 1 forever and ever, amen
January 31, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I regret (delight) to inform you that this entire person, with their own life and memories and wins and mistakes and future, had the wrong opinion in 2011 and is now a 0 instead of a 1 forever and ever, amen
every moment is a precious little intimacy
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
every moment is a precious little intimacy
why is it such a thing for people who reach old age to find so much joy in gambling
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 AM
why is it such a thing for people who reach old age to find so much joy in gambling
when you finish winning against fascists and you live in a liberal democracy (etc), isn't it important to declare some sort of holiday in remembrance of the people who helped and their victories? just to cement a memory/legacy of resistance for the next time, for another generation
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
when you finish winning against fascists and you live in a liberal democracy (etc), isn't it important to declare some sort of holiday in remembrance of the people who helped and their victories? just to cement a memory/legacy of resistance for the next time, for another generation
explaining the subtle but important difference between saying "I don't understand" vs saying "you're being confusing" to them is hopeless when you're just gonna be misunderstood. lol. lol. lol. kill me
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM
explaining the subtle but important difference between saying "I don't understand" vs saying "you're being confusing" to them is hopeless when you're just gonna be misunderstood. lol. lol. lol. kill me
sometimes trying to swipe back a screen after the keyboard pops up I gesture too low so I don't go back and in addition I accidentally swype the word "poo"
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
sometimes trying to swipe back a screen after the keyboard pops up I gesture too low so I don't go back and in addition I accidentally swype the word "poo"
27 Dresses is a stupid movie but "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich" is a good line.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
27 Dresses is a stupid movie but "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich" is a good line.
gonna be late to work cause I felt like sitting in my car to finish listening to a song I love
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
gonna be late to work cause I felt like sitting in my car to finish listening to a song I love
everything at the grocery store should be free but only if you have a heart of gold
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
everything at the grocery store should be free but only if you have a heart of gold
we should kidnap modi next to secure our supply of yummy spices
January 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
we should kidnap modi next to secure our supply of yummy spices
how do you keep a wave upon the sand
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
how do you keep a wave upon the sand
I moved to Australia when I was 21 and that whole time living in America I couldn't comprehend what a liquid ounce meant and I still haven't bothered, it's ridiculous and always was
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I moved to Australia when I was 21 and that whole time living in America I couldn't comprehend what a liquid ounce meant and I still haven't bothered, it's ridiculous and always was
when I throw away stuff I have this habit of taking it all apart first to keep bits that I think are neat or will be reusable (I don't know if this is from growing up poor or just some monkey instinct). I call it bipping (the pieces are bips)
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
when I throw away stuff I have this habit of taking it all apart first to keep bits that I think are neat or will be reusable (I don't know if this is from growing up poor or just some monkey instinct). I call it bipping (the pieces are bips)
oh you didn't ghost me you just went electronically nonverbal, I should apologise I-
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
oh you didn't ghost me you just went electronically nonverbal, I should apologise I-
I can tell that the unofficial For You feed has a more effective algo because I've been wasting heaps more of my precious free time
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I can tell that the unofficial For You feed has a more effective algo because I've been wasting heaps more of my precious free time
one nice thing about getting older nobody told me about was that mosquito bites tend to itch for way way less as long
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
one nice thing about getting older nobody told me about was that mosquito bites tend to itch for way way less as long
magdalena bay create a bad song challenge: impossible
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
magdalena bay create a bad song challenge: impossible
it'll be so cool if I'm not dead in 1 year you don't even know
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
it'll be so cool if I'm not dead in 1 year you don't even know
glad to know I'm in good company for liking Brigette Bardot on a superficial level until her death forced me to confront her actual legacy and life
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
glad to know I'm in good company for liking Brigette Bardot on a superficial level until her death forced me to confront her actual legacy and life