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I didn't know that Neutral Milk Hotel has a new album out. Awesome
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Magnetic hooks with strong rare earth magnets. You can use them to hold items on the wall in your cabin so you can expand your storage.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Someone taught a dog to text and the first thing they realize is that they're depressed? Glad it's not just me lol
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Damn that was awesome!
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A HAY BAR!
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Headcanon: it's raining, and Nell is taking most of the day off because they don't need to water the crops. This is a candid shot of them on the way to the couch to snuggle under a blanket with Shane to watch the rain. ❤️☺️🛋️😌❤️
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Cheers Andy, and congrats on the new house!
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My favorite Everett comic is the one where he whines about his wife's biscuits and compares them to his mother's biscuits in the first panel, then his wife unexpectedly agrees with him when he winces in prep for her attack in the second panel. Lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
he feet too big for he gotdamn shoe
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is profoundly disturbing.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is from Ted Lasso. Very good show.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When you're inking, you're more than halfway blinking already, so your body is just being efficient.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
they spent all their money on bullet blanks so all the foley could afford was dollar store wrapping paper, a soup can full of pennies and a lonely kazoo. the movie is legit though, love watching it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Australia got some killer posters this tour. Jelly!
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Boner? Buy 'er a drink first.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"You say you're going to Hollywood, my son? How coincidental. I have brought my Holy Wood. Kindly remove yourself from my seat before I use it to bless the side of your head."
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Lt. Worf,

What is the name of this holodeck program? So I can... remove it, post haste.

Lt. Barclay
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Would prefer receiving this to grade instead of AI slop. This has soul.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lol! Who partially shaved their head for the L.W. release?
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this person does seem to be reaching really far to justify Elvis having sex with a 14 year old
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Whenever I think of Vance, I picture him with a giant baby face standing over starving kids and single mothers, eating donuts by the dozen. He kicks at the children as they crawl forth to try and catch a crumb. Then he insists that the children thank him for the privilege.
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yay more Stardew comics! 😍 So adorable
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM