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@slocrnt.bsky.social
Official Dictator of bsky.app as per the 100 likes on that post I once posted on here.

I don't know why but I keep throwing myself in front of buses.
Isn't this the guy who didn't care about his stampeded crowd?
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I was basically this in my life. In dealth, I look a little more like... Hard taffy....
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Let's chalk this one up to the fact that some people handle tragedy better than others.
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Took THIS long?
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I don't think most people get it still...
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
That's a start
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I have a TON of Apple stuff.....
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I don't really see any reason to buy here, especially with the weird shipping cost threshold.
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You turds are doing exactly what they hope fo.

If they never show you anything you'll be on your deathbeds saying this passive nonsense. Patting yourself on the back for being such a righteous cooler head.

I think you need to think about why you even write out inane stuff to put into the world.
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 PM
If corporations are people, then their products are their children. We should be able to hold them accountable as parents.
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Scott Bessent always looks like he's fighting for hell to get through those eyelids...
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Never even seen this cover...
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The apps would probably want to filter out streaming empty audio data for no reason. If everyone started doing this it would only harm the entire world due to the amount of wasted compute and energy problems we already have.
This is one of those decisions people make without considering consequences
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
KDE or death... AGAIN!
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I am gonna need to re-read this a few times... You're saying... I CAN become human again?
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Halt & Catch Fire is always gonna get a like from me.
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Oh man, that guy loves his money
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 AM
P common
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM