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sheepy 🦭🐏🐺
@slobsheep.bsky.social
irl stoner seal pup, frequent fat fuck ram, aspirational gross werewolf
he/him • late twenties • 🔞 • 🇮🇪
pfp: @garfoffinland.bsky.social header: @sirzamo.bsky.social‬
possibly worth noting: boxed mac and cheese isn't really a thing here. i was making that shit from scratch at 1am in a slight delirium because a single second longer without without gooey cheese in my mouth and i would have started eating people for real.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i couldn't ask for anything more.....
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i'm on the mend, fear not!
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
as if you're not actively turning all those dials to Max as we speak
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i cannot tell you how excited i am to be fat enough to start using those excuses... y'know, whether or not they're genuine~
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
after a certain point, that's all you really are – a huge, quivering, stinking bioreactor, churning calories into even more slick, greasy insulation and endless streams of rank gas. you quite literally can't do anything else... not that you'd want to~
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
right? like, all those fat rolls pressing against each other, there's no way you're not sweating like a pig. and once your appetite is that big, you probably care a lot more about grabbing the next pawful of calories than making sure every crumb makes it into your fat, drooling muzzle.....
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
you all have to promise to be even hornier and more depraved and fatter tomorrow, for me <3
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
panting and wheezing like he's run a mile, entire body sloshing and rippling from your movements. he's being asked to leave by the manager but can't hear it over the cacophonous belch he lets out as he climaxes and fills you up~
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
great news is you can probably just do it then and there, so there's no need for them to stop gorging. no one's even gonna notice you riding their buried dick in the middle of the restaurant with you buried so deeply underneath all that flab.
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
be my -hwuORP- guest~ <3
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
grrrrf, sounds like WHAT i wanna be~
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
a new (and much worse) kind of "dog bed"...
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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And what if you were even fatter than THAT! And then fatter again. Fatter another time. Concerningly fat. Unreasonably fat. So fat it’s the first thing people notice about you, and the only thing they remember. Flabbergastingly fat. jaw-droppingly fat. And then even fatter than that. Heavier. Wider.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
wrufff, wall of hot blubber and greasy sweat-soaked fur. gurgling, churning, rumbling belly. another ton of wolf-fat. hwWOURP~
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM