Sloan Garrett
@sloangarrett.bsky.social
Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious gay themed novel that a rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.
Learn an instrument or a language or something. Do it with an in-person human teacher so you are obliged to practice.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Learn an instrument or a language or something. Do it with an in-person human teacher so you are obliged to practice.
This came out when I was 13. My dad bought it. It scared me a bit. I listened to Donna Summer.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This came out when I was 13. My dad bought it. It scared me a bit. I listened to Donna Summer.
What is there about being a dermatologist that doesn’t bore you to tears?
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What is there about being a dermatologist that doesn’t bore you to tears?
Can you imagine the headlines, the analysis, the screaming if Obama hadn’t laid his hand on the bible at his swearing in?
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can you imagine the headlines, the analysis, the screaming if Obama hadn’t laid his hand on the bible at his swearing in?
In the US it’s three to four parts with ad breaks. Sitcoms are often only 22 minutes, never more than 24.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In the US it’s three to four parts with ad breaks. Sitcoms are often only 22 minutes, never more than 24.
Outside of BBC sitcoms, ad breaks are the foundation of sitcom structure.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Outside of BBC sitcoms, ad breaks are the foundation of sitcom structure.
Disabling my camera and mic so I can scream while watching them not maximize the window, not collapse the toolbar and not zoom in. “Sorry everyone, I know this is hard to see…”
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Disabling my camera and mic so I can scream while watching them not maximize the window, not collapse the toolbar and not zoom in. “Sorry everyone, I know this is hard to see…”
And racism at Tesla needs to be a bigger story. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And racism at Tesla needs to be a bigger story. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
My first bleak thought is the child was desperately preventing conflict between the parents.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My first bleak thought is the child was desperately preventing conflict between the parents.
That’s horrible. I’d mix it into maple walnut ice cream.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That’s horrible. I’d mix it into maple walnut ice cream.
Attending the incredibly tedious fan cons would be the worst part, but small price to pay for tens of million$.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Attending the incredibly tedious fan cons would be the worst part, but small price to pay for tens of million$.
"Lascivious intent" kills me. "There was no intent. The fucking just happened." Or the more sinister implication, "The intent was hers."
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Lascivious intent" kills me. "There was no intent. The fucking just happened." Or the more sinister implication, "The intent was hers."
Have always liked him. Finally watched The Dropout and he’s magnificent as a hoodwinked George Shultz.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Have always liked him. Finally watched The Dropout and he’s magnificent as a hoodwinked George Shultz.
Prime Minister Carney is promoting megaprojects that will benefit Trump’s billionaire buddies.
PM Carney: no taxpayer subsidies for American billionaires!
Donald Trump’s billionaire donors are pushing a new gas terminal on the coast of British Columbia. It would be 100% American owned – and built in Korea. BUT THEY WANT US TO PAY FOR IT.
www.dogwoodbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Prime Minister Carney is promoting megaprojects that will benefit Trump’s billionaire buddies.
I hate it when I visit someone and they can’t serve me a pint of milk.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hate it when I visit someone and they can’t serve me a pint of milk.
That image looks a bit… greasy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That image looks a bit… greasy.
Is that the one where the characters have money problems but eat in restaurants all the time and have endless wardrobes of pricey outfits?
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Is that the one where the characters have money problems but eat in restaurants all the time and have endless wardrobes of pricey outfits?
These employees were on straight salary, so it seemed to be more about preferring the office to home.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
These employees were on straight salary, so it seemed to be more about preferring the office to home.
I once had a job where I tracked billable hours and male employees’ hours usually went way up after they became fathers.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I once had a job where I tracked billable hours and male employees’ hours usually went way up after they became fathers.