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Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

230 followers 410 following 20 posts

It/This/That
This draws aliens and robots with proportions and makes music that is unhealthily loud.
Manufactured before the turn of the millenium.

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Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

"Sex sells, and now I'm broke." - A satisfied customer

A nude, blue, cat-like alien droid (a myuki droid) from behind, leaning slightly forward to show off her butt. She says:
"Hello, potential customer!
Please try a sample of our FANTASTIC PRODUCTS!"
In tiny text emulating a near-whisper, she also says "i-i'm products", alongside a bashful, blushy representation of her face.
The sticker on her ear says, in Draam, "DISPLAY MODEL"
The sticker on her rump says, in both Myaugrr and Draam, "FREE SAMPLE"

September 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM OH GODS
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

Melbot in a bikini, smiling contentedly, standing amongst a horde of tinier Melbots marching onwards. Bold text behind and in front reads
FIVE
HUNDRED
MELBOTS

September 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

Some miscellaneous droids;
Teran- and Nagorian-style wardolls, a trilekian worker droid, and some random feline battle droid.

A pair of military androids called "wardolls"; one human-like with some United Federation of Earth emblems on their chest and forearm, the other myuki-like with a Pact of Nagoro emblem on their chest.

An industrial droid made to look like a trilekian.

September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

Boomtime learned about masculinity from some... questionable sources, and now has a troubling fascination with being as "manly" as possible (read: many much yelling and explosions).
He's keeping the tits though.
They're his tits. Very manly tits.

A curvy, madly grinning, armless, vaguely frog-like alien with sparse armor plating and a massive energy cannon mounted over his shoulder.
The text reads:
"Boomtime"
"(He/Him or ELSE}"

September 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

Also here's just @melodynosurname.bsky.social , flailing around all by herself. Lookit that silly deer.

September 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

Your promised reward~
And if you haven't bought one, you really should; she's so cute www.makeship.com/products/mel...

Melbot, posing cutely, grinning mischievously, completely nude, aside from a tape pastie on one breast. Also, she's..., uh, speaking a screenshot from Robopon which reads "RboPron", pronounced as "robo-prawn", but when spelled like that and in this context, blatantly implies "robo porn".

September 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

Can't sleep, so have yet more Melbot that I was going to post tomorrow.
If the plush gets to 350 sales, I'll politely ask @melodynosurname.bsky.social to move out of the way.
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

Melbot, who appears to be completely nude, is being obscured by Melody who has suddenly jumped in the way, flailing wildly, yelling "NO NO WAIT". Also, Melbot is..., uh, speaking a screenshot from Robopon which reads "RboPron", pronounced as "robo-prawn", but when spelled like that and in this context, implies "robo porn".

September 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

@melodynosurname.bsky.social MORE MELBOT. LESS PANTS.
[ btw, you should go buy your own Melbot: www.makeship.com/products/mel... ]

A collage of (mostly) bottom-heavy Melbots.
The top left is looking particularly devious, and is brandishing a Namco Guncon, though its branding claims it to be from Melco. There is startled text pointing at the lightgun, saying "Look out! She has a GUN!"
In the middle is a tiny, T-posing Melbot in the style of a Funko Pop, who quotes Melbot from a video, saying "I am a Funko Pop".
On the right is Melbot from behind, stretching with her arms behind her head, nude except for her panties.
Towards the bottom middle is a happy Melbot with text bars emulating Melody's video intro style, reading "Melbot Noserial#" and "Stupid Sexy Robot". She says, "Hi, I'm Melbot Noserial#, and the Atari 7800 is my grandpa!". Below that, in very tiny letters, reads "Statements not approved by Nosurname Corp.Inc.Lmtd."

September 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

@melodynosurname.bsky.social I don't think you understand how much I love this mechanical goober

A collage of images featuring Melody Nosurname's robot counterpart, Melbot.
The leftmost is Melbot posing with a deviously wide grin, arms up, and no pants. A little cartoon head of Melody quotes her, saying "Okay, so we've confirmed what this bot was for"
In the middle is simply a full-body of Melbot standing gormlessly.
Just to the right of that is a chibi Melbot holding up a crude drawing of either Melody or Melbot (it's not entirely clear), with the text "AN IDIOT" above the drawing.
In the top right corner is a recreation of when Melbot said "Oh my, that's a bit much honey" during the video from whence she came.
In the bottom right is Melbot mimicing Melody's Youtube channel PFP.

September 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM

Kitty Kittaj

@slitherkitty.bsky.social

Koblynx hail from the magically-rich Liquorice Galaxy. They are born sexless, but can emulate sexual characteristics at will with the ichor that they are filled with. They are integral to The Domain's long distance travel, since said ichor acts as a portal to a spatially-compressed subdimension.