Beyond is a second cousin, actually, but we don't hold that against him. Apparently he's dinosaur shaped? But my headcanon is that he has been a vegetarian for so long he became banana shaped. Lamarckian style. Part 4 of Katamari Creatures 🧵

He worked really hard restoring our historic house and he needs this

Christian and Heath, at The Machinist weight, holding each other like sea otters

The Prince, cast into the shadows

Cousin Marny is here! Marny is a great swimmer, and I'm sure he's a great floater, too! Pt 3 Katamari Creatures 🧵

Happy birthday, boss! You're an advocate for all that's majestic! I'm going to reflect on how guinea pigs live in the wild (and maybe on how they taste as cuy)

Looked at your guestlist --- stoked that someone was willing to replatform the Crested Caracara after all that business last fall.

AS DOCUMENTED IN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS*

*I ain't checking. You know there's an Ibis or other wading bird eating some little guys somewhere

Sweet and clumsy just like me! It's Cousin Honey!
Part 2 of Katamari Creatures thread. 🧵