@slidemanernie.bsky.social
@slidemanernie.bsky.social
Retired band director/concert manager/trombonist residing in Southern ME. Trained in the heat of Twitter where I had 110K followers. Fan of puns, Boston, the color blue, early jazz & more.
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Next time a stranger won't go away, make a weird face and using a low voice say, "Sorry - it has been a long time since I've possessed a body."
Where exactly on a horse is the radish?
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Where exactly on a horse is the radish?
I'm "I got Braves and Cubs games free on cable" years old.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm "I got Braves and Cubs games free on cable" years old.
Good Department of War slogan from Gregg Easterbrook:
"You're Always In Our Crosshairs."
"You're Always In Our Crosshairs."
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good Department of War slogan from Gregg Easterbrook:
"You're Always In Our Crosshairs."
"You're Always In Our Crosshairs."
Annoyed with deleting posts with typos and not simply correcting them.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Annoyed with deleting posts with typos and not simply correcting them.
Pitching a TV contest identifying British money - "Quid Game."
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pitching a TV contest identifying British money - "Quid Game."
Lately when I see Weird Al I read it as Weird Ai.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Lately when I see Weird Al I read it as Weird Ai.
The ladies in Embroidery Club keep each other in stitches.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The ladies in Embroidery Club keep each other in stitches.
Getting server errors on some of my sites. Anyone hear anything?
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Getting server errors on some of my sites. Anyone hear anything?
Hate it when a Tuesday feels like a second Monday.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Hate it when a Tuesday feels like a second Monday.
Some bring in a tidy salary in the laundry detergent field.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Some bring in a tidy salary in the laundry detergent field.
What part of a cottage produces cheese anyway?
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What part of a cottage produces cheese anyway?
The young "with it" Priest was met with mass approval.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The young "with it" Priest was met with mass approval.
It's possible. The first interstellar transmission could be a commercial.
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It's possible. The first interstellar transmission could be a commercial.
PIZZA: Perfect Italian Zesty Zippy Abundance.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
PIZZA: Perfect Italian Zesty Zippy Abundance.
Hate is just confused admiration.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Hate is just confused admiration.
The crazier the world, the easier it is to find nuts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The crazier the world, the easier it is to find nuts.
Many a cat rescuer has been led astray.
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Many a cat rescuer has been led astray.
The best drivers are wreckless drivers.
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The best drivers are wreckless drivers.
Musicians know all the keys to success.
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Musicians know all the keys to success.
Shopping malls might very well be our Roman-style ruins one day.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Shopping malls might very well be our Roman-style ruins one day.
I was going to do that but then you told me to do that.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I was going to do that but then you told me to do that.
"It's called being witty. You should try it sometime."
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"It's called being witty. You should try it sometime."
Why are cheese terrific at getting places?
They always find their whey.
They always find their whey.
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why are cheese terrific at getting places?
They always find their whey.
They always find their whey.
I do what I want, when I want and where I want.
Right after I ask the wife.
Right after I ask the wife.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I do what I want, when I want and where I want.
Right after I ask the wife.
Right after I ask the wife.
Centuries ago she was about to call it the "bilical" cord, but that midwife hesitated.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Centuries ago she was about to call it the "bilical" cord, but that midwife hesitated.