We don't have any food, we haven't paid the electric bill in a month, and the internet is coming due soon. I'm sharing this around again because we're so desperate at this point. Please, help us survive. gofund.me/dbe2d97f5

The man from Copenhagen looks at both of them says "Who cares? What I wanna know is what's the likelihood of me catching all of them in my mouth?" He grabs the crumbs, closes his eyes, and tosses them up in the air. The entire bar is covered in cookie bits.

The man responds, "Who would do such a thing? No, there WAS a cookie, it DID crumble in this very specific way, and there's a univer out there where it crumbled differently."

Thank you for the new echolalia!!