Absolutely love these and would love to have some, though I do have some concerns for your safety given Nintendo's track record. Won't they like, break your knees and make you watch as they kill your family and grind them up into chili for this?

The spelling errors make me fairly hesitant to trust this as a legitimate source, though they could have some kinda explanation

The whiplash damn near broke my neck getting this both below and above some ICE bullshit