John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt
@sleepyfkndev.bsky.social
PDX. normie liberal. orange-pilled urbanist. tankies are just as bad as MAGA.
I used to commute from Brentwood CA to San Francisco for my first job in tech. Took an hour to GET to the BART station and then another 45-50 minutes on BART to get to my office. Each way. Looking back I just can’t believe I suffered through it all.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I used to commute from Brentwood CA to San Francisco for my first job in tech. Took an hour to GET to the BART station and then another 45-50 minutes on BART to get to my office. Each way. Looking back I just can’t believe I suffered through it all.
I see the tankie/MAGA alliance is still as strong as ever. Can’t wait to see in what creative ways yall will let down humanity again in 26 and 28.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I see the tankie/MAGA alliance is still as strong as ever. Can’t wait to see in what creative ways yall will let down humanity again in 26 and 28.
yeah man, it's real jewish of me to not want immigrants to be swept up off the street into unmarked vans by a masked gestapo and sent to random countries who may do them harm. you got me real good there. more progressive "winning". you guys own the libs even harder than MAGA does nowadays.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
yeah man, it's real jewish of me to not want immigrants to be swept up off the street into unmarked vans by a masked gestapo and sent to random countries who may do them harm. you got me real good there. more progressive "winning". you guys own the libs even harder than MAGA does nowadays.
i'm not the one who threw immigrants into a wood chipper because i wanted to look cool with in front of my tankie friends. this person in OP's post going through literal hell? you contributed to that buddy, not me. you stand alongside fascists.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i'm not the one who threw immigrants into a wood chipper because i wanted to look cool with in front of my tankie friends. this person in OP's post going through literal hell? you contributed to that buddy, not me. you stand alongside fascists.
ahhh, found the "genocide joe/killer kamala" supporter who helped directly or indirectly elect trump for a second term. nicely done kazoo! i see the tankie/MAGA alliance is still going strong.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ahhh, found the "genocide joe/killer kamala" supporter who helped directly or indirectly elect trump for a second term. nicely done kazoo! i see the tankie/MAGA alliance is still going strong.
hopefully leftists learned their lesson about wasting their vote in a presidential election on jill stein or "free gaza". these people are being thrown into a metaphorical furnace in large part thanks to your holier than thou purity partying.
elections have consequences. do better.
elections have consequences. do better.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
hopefully leftists learned their lesson about wasting their vote in a presidential election on jill stein or "free gaza". these people are being thrown into a metaphorical furnace in large part thanks to your holier than thou purity partying.
elections have consequences. do better.
elections have consequences. do better.
lmao, this nazi hasn't dropped out yet? man, leftists gotta figure it out. you gave us sinema, fetterman and now this guy for the trifecta? give me my normie libs over these wackjobs
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
lmao, this nazi hasn't dropped out yet? man, leftists gotta figure it out. you gave us sinema, fetterman and now this guy for the trifecta? give me my normie libs over these wackjobs
I like to think I’m pretty terminally online and involved in politics and if someone put a gun to my head and my life was now on the line and I had to give a text book definition of “neoliberal” or “neoconservative” I’d be dead to rights.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I like to think I’m pretty terminally online and involved in politics and if someone put a gun to my head and my life was now on the line and I had to give a text book definition of “neoliberal” or “neoconservative” I’d be dead to rights.
yeah i'm blocked as well lol. after the mamdani/trump thing yesterday my terminally online hot take is that leftists/progressives/tankies are gonna take MAGA/trumps side in the upcoming midterms against normie/moderate dems because they're fucking morons and they did it once already in 2024.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
yeah i'm blocked as well lol. after the mamdani/trump thing yesterday my terminally online hot take is that leftists/progressives/tankies are gonna take MAGA/trumps side in the upcoming midterms against normie/moderate dems because they're fucking morons and they did it once already in 2024.
if i could refer to the original post i would but unfortunately i'm blocked by OP as well. if i remember right though, OP was still going to reject MTG even if she were to become a theoretical blue voting democrat in the house instead of quitting. no one is saying she's been voting blue, lol.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
if i could refer to the original post i would but unfortunately i'm blocked by OP as well. if i remember right though, OP was still going to reject MTG even if she were to become a theoretical blue voting democrat in the house instead of quitting. no one is saying she's been voting blue, lol.
It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad seeing these folks who would rather republicans stay in power in the house a year longer than needed because they don’t like MTG. you don’t have to like her to understand the power of her voting blue would bring to the table. Just more leftist “aesthetics”.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad seeing these folks who would rather republicans stay in power in the house a year longer than needed because they don’t like MTG. you don’t have to like her to understand the power of her voting blue would bring to the table. Just more leftist “aesthetics”.
Lmao and the award for most delusional take of the day goes to you lady.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Lmao and the award for most delusional take of the day goes to you lady.
trump saw what leftists did for him during the 2024 election and he wants more of it for the midterms.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
trump saw what leftists did for him during the 2024 election and he wants more of it for the midterms.
The house and the senate are two different government bodies
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The house and the senate are two different government bodies
He’s obviously gonna reject it, right?
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
He’s obviously gonna reject it, right?
I guess we’ll get JD Vance in 2028 then after leftists go on their purity tour part 2. Yay for progress.
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I guess we’ll get JD Vance in 2028 then after leftists go on their purity tour part 2. Yay for progress.
Lmao. Because he made the mortal sin of saying that trans women shouldn’t play sports with biological women on a podcast once. Seek help. You are deeply out of wack with the Overton window.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Lmao. Because he made the mortal sin of saying that trans women shouldn’t play sports with biological women on a podcast once. Seek help. You are deeply out of wack with the Overton window.
This discussion about why the NBA needs to be paid less and why the WNBA needs to be paid more when it’s a for profit American capitalist entity like all the others is just mind blowing to me. So because the NBA has grown faster than the WNBA it’s somehow unethical? Just insane.
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This discussion about why the NBA needs to be paid less and why the WNBA needs to be paid more when it’s a for profit American capitalist entity like all the others is just mind blowing to me. So because the NBA has grown faster than the WNBA it’s somehow unethical? Just insane.
Donald Trump is not in the Democratic Party, I don’t know what else to say here it was a general election which the Democrats lost, in part, to the uncommitted movement and actions by many people (like Mamdani). I can see you’re going into your little denial cocoon though so yeah, gnite.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Donald Trump is not in the Democratic Party, I don’t know what else to say here it was a general election which the Democrats lost, in part, to the uncommitted movement and actions by many people (like Mamdani). I can see you’re going into your little denial cocoon though so yeah, gnite.
MAMDANI COULDNT ENDORSE HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP. Read it again. Understand it. Let it sink in.
I don’t wanna hear another fucking word bitching about how Mamdani couldn’t get 100% democratic endorsement support when he couldn’t do the bare minimum against Donald goddamn Trump.
I don’t wanna hear another fucking word bitching about how Mamdani couldn’t get 100% democratic endorsement support when he couldn’t do the bare minimum against Donald goddamn Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
MAMDANI COULDNT ENDORSE HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP. Read it again. Understand it. Let it sink in.
I don’t wanna hear another fucking word bitching about how Mamdani couldn’t get 100% democratic endorsement support when he couldn’t do the bare minimum against Donald goddamn Trump.
I don’t wanna hear another fucking word bitching about how Mamdani couldn’t get 100% democratic endorsement support when he couldn’t do the bare minimum against Donald goddamn Trump.