Matt Dyson
sleepezzz.bsky.social
Matt Dyson
@sleepezzz.bsky.social
Not a muppet
We should stop talking about regulating social media like publishers and start talking about them like big tobacco
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Godspeed, Sherrif
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ah well. The anticipation will build and the day of will be all the sweeter. Have a great thanksgiving, and thanks for what you do
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
God how I love staring into the distance, especially when I can follow it with a slight shake of the head as I turn away, demonstrating that I have mastered myself at the brink of being overcome by emotion
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You’re 100% on point. This has always been a violent country, but the current culture of political violence is intentionally being fed by the institutional right
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Remind me of when I was personally dragged by The Onion
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Was about to say that’s a beautiful bake
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Maaaan, that joke literally cured me of being a know-it-all in college. (Well, maybe not “cured”, but effectively treated some of the symptoms)
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Well then, could have been worse
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hey! Get away from that window!
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How did you pronounce it. You didn’t rhyme it with diarrhea, did you?
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Would be bummed if he never played for the Fire 1st team
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Same, but Annie’s Mac and Cheese. Buy in bulk and save, they said. I was a fool.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
And the less they’ll believe they’ve gotten full disclosure. Will become impossible to convince them the administration isn’t hiding something more
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Respect, though one might note that “can” isn’t the same as “will”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Shoulda been a 30 Rock bit
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One thing I have learned, contra the prevailing sentiments of my youth, is that you can hate both the player AND the game
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tillman’s tackle before Freeman’s 2nd goal proves my mother was lying when she said violence never solves anything
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jesus fucking christ
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM