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wow. just when you think you’ve seen the most illogical series of events, he one-ups himself.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
it actually did!
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
omg! 😩😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i just *know* this one was shot in 72 hours…
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
so she ready to give up her career and he dry-proposin after a smooth 5 business days together trapped in a forced proximity trope? got it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
wtf? she just called this man ridge. this is the end the movie. has his name always been ridge?! i thought they were saying rich. and one dude called him rick. like…?
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
also this male lead character is very obviously (and very unintentionally written) as neurodivergent.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
sooo, the lack of realism persists into every plot point. not dying in the frozen lake in a satin slip turned out to be a portent of the 80 additional minutes to come.
a woman is sitting in a chair with her mouth open and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with her mouth open and making a funny face .
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November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i think shannon thornton has a *perfect* face. like, without flaw.

oop. nana startin to get bored. should i turn it off?
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
ok, cue the obligatory shirtless oiled male lead scene… 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i would watch these two actors together again in something better, though. they’re talented.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
meanwhile, i wanna fight air listening to this script being read aloud.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i love that my nana hasn’t looked away from this movie once since it started. 🥹🥰
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i will say this male lead in finding joy is one of the more handsome, normal-looking men in a TP movie.

sadly, this dialogue is sabotaging any kind of performance he might’ve otherwise been able to deliver.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
mind you, mark, the lake immediately froze over when she fell in. and her rental car went in right before her…?
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this, of course, isn’t the most implausible TP scene ever. that record is still held by the one at the 8-minute mark in divorce in the black.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
yaaass! wake it up on the road!
a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in front of a mirror .
ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in front of a mirror .
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November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I feel like our mamas must’ve when Luther or Sade or Anita dropped a new LP.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
so if they perform this with an orchestra, you already know.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM