One Steve To Rule Them All
@slayerofunicorns.bsky.social
Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.
Correct response: "So you don't even know what actions your own department are taking. Are you sure you're in control? Are you just not paying attention?"
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Correct response: "So you don't even know what actions your own department are taking. Are you sure you're in control? Are you just not paying attention?"
What? Russia lied about something in the Ukraine war?
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What? Russia lied about something in the Ukraine war?
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
Must be a day ending in 'Y'.
Who is "Barbie Goebbels"? Did you mispost?
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Who is "Barbie Goebbels"? Did you mispost?
We need media pushback, that's the only cure.
"You mean the President is so fragile that shaking hands results in noticeable injuries? What do the doctors say about it? Will the President stop shaking hands?"
"You mean the President is so fragile that shaking hands results in noticeable injuries? What do the doctors say about it? Will the President stop shaking hands?"
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We need media pushback, that's the only cure.
"You mean the President is so fragile that shaking hands results in noticeable injuries? What do the doctors say about it? Will the President stop shaking hands?"
"You mean the President is so fragile that shaking hands results in noticeable injuries? What do the doctors say about it? Will the President stop shaking hands?"
The cognitive dissonance he has to avoid flipping the argument and asking why the Right doesn't come on Bluesky to confront the Left is staggering.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The cognitive dissonance he has to avoid flipping the argument and asking why the Right doesn't come on Bluesky to confront the Left is staggering.
That's why the push-back is so critical, and that's where our news media is failing:
"Really? The President's health is so fragile, shaking hands leaves major injuries? Are doctors recommending he limit handshakes to prevent further damage?"
"Really? The President's health is so fragile, shaking hands leaves major injuries? Are doctors recommending he limit handshakes to prevent further damage?"
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That's why the push-back is so critical, and that's where our news media is failing:
"Really? The President's health is so fragile, shaking hands leaves major injuries? Are doctors recommending he limit handshakes to prevent further damage?"
"Really? The President's health is so fragile, shaking hands leaves major injuries? Are doctors recommending he limit handshakes to prevent further damage?"
Alcohol would be my guess. Without a timeframe, were they supplementing petroleum-based products with alcohol?
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Alcohol would be my guess. Without a timeframe, were they supplementing petroleum-based products with alcohol?
The Republican motto is: "Forward! To the 50's!"
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Republican motto is: "Forward! To the 50's!"
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
There's still some discussion on if it's the 1950's or the 1850's that they're aiming for...
Our President is delicate, like an orchid in bloom.. The slightest touch can damage him.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Our President is delicate, like an orchid in bloom.. The slightest touch can damage him.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
Slapping him on the back may put him in a coma.
I'm very sure block parties will break out across my city.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm very sure block parties will break out across my city.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
I may be planning to start one.
Y'know. Should something happen.
Correct response: "So your message is 'it's not so bad'? Do you think that will resonate with the public?"
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Correct response: "So your message is 'it's not so bad'? Do you think that will resonate with the public?"
"This will result in a balancing Antifa chapter in all our schools as well, and you support it? That's a bold move..."
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"This will result in a balancing Antifa chapter in all our schools as well, and you support it? That's a bold move..."
If you can't be alone with a woman because you may rape her, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you can't be alone with a woman because you may rape her, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
If you can't be alone with a woman because you think she may rape you, you have serious mental problems and should not be in public areas.
SZA should reply with "You should let us know when they start arresting dangerous criminals instead of innocent people trying to live their lives. That's not tremendous."
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
SZA should reply with "You should let us know when they start arresting dangerous criminals instead of innocent people trying to live their lives. That's not tremendous."
Correct response: "The President is that fragile? He needs an IV feed after shaking hands?"
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Correct response: "The President is that fragile? He needs an IV feed after shaking hands?"
But But But... Windmills give whales cancer! The President says so!
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
But But But... Windmills give whales cancer! The President says so!
Republicans are the party of Big Government, managing what you eat.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Republicans are the party of Big Government, managing what you eat.
And The Book of Lists!
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
And The Book of Lists!
We are the place that Norway, Sweden, Denmark consider a "shithole country".
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We are the place that Norway, Sweden, Denmark consider a "shithole country".
Correct response: "If you think the questions we are asking are too difficult and you want to cancel the interview, we can do that. Would you like to?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Correct response: "If you think the questions we are asking are too difficult and you want to cancel the interview, we can do that. Would you like to?"
Easiest way to prove Trump is senile: When he says he ended 8 wars, ask him to name them.
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Easiest way to prove Trump is senile: When he says he ended 8 wars, ask him to name them.
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
Ending a war is a big thing, you'd remember the names, right?
I'm looking forward to the NFL's Prize for Literature.
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm looking forward to the NFL's Prize for Literature.
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
National Hockey League Prize for Physics?
National Women's Soccer League's Peace Prize is up for grabs, maybe Donald will win that one too!
Look, you want to show how senile Trump is, ask one simple question:
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Look, you want to show how senile Trump is, ask one simple question:
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
"What eight wars did you stop? What countries were involved?"
Settling a war is a big thing, you'd think he'd remember which ones he fixed..
Sleep is for the weak.
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Sleep is for the weak.
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!
Happy, well-rested, well-adjusted... But WEAK!