My darling Rosy crossed the rainbow bridge today. I’m absolutely lost without her. Please tell me about the pets you’ve lost that she’ll get to meet there.

call my asshole an American school for how many kids get shot in there

It’s always a headache pulling out the gush tarp, but makes our anniversary that much more special.

As a chronically dehydrated bitch, nothing makes me more proud than squirting unexpectedly. Makes me wanna throw my degree in the trash.

America feels like live action South Park rn

A very handsome good boy to break up your feed

God grant me even half the confidence of a dude in a vape cloud competition

you guys he was just reaching out to grab a UAP by the pussy

My mom would be so disappointed if she saw me on Bluesky still talking about my blown out asshole 15 years later

It is simultaneously so nostalgic and so dystopian to be on an app that looks like old twitter in the current climate. Anyway, hello Bluesky 👋🏻