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Josh A.
@slappyj5.bsky.social
Girl Dad 👧Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐶Reluctant Grownup 🤷🏻‍♂️ Woke yet usually tired 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Eventual Sci-fi Author 👽 Sports Lunatic 🏈🏒⛳️⚾️ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions 😀😭🥺🤬🤢 Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🤘
“How you doin?”
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m excited for Semien!!

Wait til the first time Nimmo sprints to first base at full speed after a walk. It’s awesome!
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m going to miss my guy Brandon Nimmo. Maybe kick a$$ with his new squad! You’re going to love him.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ll jump to the conclusion here that these people who are anti-VAX and contributed to the death of their own kids are also the pro life people.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You just break a table in the snow by lighting it on fire and jump through it!!
Same experience!
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Have faith! Break a table!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
(Also 😂 at least ”Bats right, Tweets left” in your profile. Excellent!)
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This would be a step in the right direction of weeding selfish, corrupt people out of running for office. This applies to both parties.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Amazing!!!
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Or tariffs.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And note: I’m married now and a dad so I’m back to being super annoying 😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We men either figure out that our attention isn’t special at all, it’s mostly annoying. Many of us haven’t figured it out and probably are the ones annoying you

Ironically…I found that the less attention (aka less annoying I was) to a woman I was attracted to made her more interested (occasionally)
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When every aspect of the coverup is so obvious, it’s not a coverup. It’s a slap the face to us all.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ooh we can bee-come a swarm of bees! And if we are a swarm eating shawarma?? That’ll make them crazy!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Awwww what a cute babyyyyyy!!!!

Here’s my big silly too big for the couch big babyyyy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I think the difference is maga KNOWS what they are and not only do they not care, they are leaning into it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That works too!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And they wonder why the birth rate is down? Minimal care. Docs fear of repercussions for performing abortions. The govt withholding precious info.

I have one child, a teen daughter. If nothing changes or it gets worse I will encourage her to not have a kid someday. How sad is that?
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fake Christians at it again!
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thanks to the fake Christians for this one
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another senseless death thanks to the people that are “pro life”.

Make it make sense.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM